This is Crazy, But It Just Might Work For Trump. (2284)

Dan Bongino
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I have a plan, and I need you to hear me out on this, because your first instinct, many of you, not all of you, I promise, is gonna be. What are you crazy?

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Here's the plan. Okay, you all ready? Get ready to embrace.

Here's the problem with the current news cycle right now. It is so devastating for Biden. And I've got all the receipts coming up. You got George Clooney writing op eds. You got Obama Rod, also known as David Axelrod. He spoke again yesterday. I told you to listen to him. Why? Folks in the chat. Yes, you're correct. Because he speaks for Obama. You got Johnny Fav speaking out. He was a speechwriter in the Obama White House, hosts one, one of the most popular liberal podcasts in the world.

The news cycle for Biden is catastrophic. So if I'm you in the chat right now, let's reverse role. So, Anita, you take my seat, the McGraw's, and I'll take yours. You're probably like, what the hell you griping about, dude?

This is great. We're just sitting back and watching all this. We're watching the Democrats. Your cannibalism theory come true. You called it, Dan. You said the Democrats would eventually eat each other alive. Just sit back and watch. I did, and I'm correct.

Here's the problem. Switching rolls back.

I don't want Biden out of the race.

I don't know how many, I don't know how strongly the words, adjectives, modifiers, adverbs. I got to use taste. I don't want Biden out of the race.

Evita is going to draw up a little campaign sign. She's quite the artist. But Bongino for Biden. I don't want this guy out of the race.

Folks in the chat, serious poll, boccino, get on the case. Who wants Biden out of the race? Yes. Why? I want him out of the race. No, I don't. Yes, I want him out. No, I don't. I don't want him out because I want to win. And I am not suggesting to you, to be clear at all, that Trump cannot beat Kamala Harris, Pritzker, Shapiro, Warnock, Newsom. I'm not telling you that. I'm just telling you a very simple fact. And you talk to anyone on the Trump campaign, they will tell you what I'm telling you. Go out and have a beer with them, get them to open up with you. They will tell you exactly what I'm telling you. The entire Trump money machine. That, no, f, no, no, no, no. This. I don't think there's a single yes in this whole thing.

The entire Trump campaign right now messaging memes has been engineered to take down Biden.

Why would we want this guy out of the race?

I don't want him out of the race. We. So what I'm getting at here to kind of land, land this plane.

We've got to stop the hemorrhaging for Biden. Now. This is where it's going to sound crazy. Don't hate me. Don't hate.

Don't hate. Replicate. Don't hate.

I'm telling you what I'm saying is true. We have to halt this news cycle and save Joe Biden.

I know it is incoming. Everywhere. The arrows are coming. Oh, I got to do karate. I get it. I'm, like, kicking arrows away, the swords coming at me, machine guns, nuclear bombs. We have to. We don't have a choice.

I. We can beat anyone else.

Who are the 2% who said, thank you, Pachy? No. Who the hell is the 2%? They must have screwed. That's a lot of votes, by the way, man. 960 votes in, what was that, a minute and 30 seconds or something? Did we tear this thing up? Man.

Folks, this is insane.

But we really have to save Joe Biden right now from himself.

The best way to do it, wheels are touching the ground now is for Trump to announce the VP today. It's Thursday. Don't wait anymore. Listen, you run your own campaign. Donald Trump knows what he's doing. He doesn't need advice from me. I have not spoken nor have they sought my advice on this. I just want to be clear. There's no inside baseball here. They don't need me. Trump does his own thing, and he does it well.

If they did and asked, I would say announce it tonight. You got to do it before the RNC. You said it'd be out before Monday. Slow this down, because Biden is giving a press conference tonight at 630. They moved it back an hour. Anybody know why they moved it back an hour?

Anyone know what goes on at six or 630?

Yeah, the nightly news program. So if this thing's a total debacle, they skip the nightly news cycle, and what happens? It flips into Friday during the summer where no one's paying attention. They're afraid it's going to be another debacle.

I would announce this thing at 05:00. I would. Folks in the chat, because I love and respect you guys. Do you think I'm crazy? We got to save this guy.

He's not going to survive another few weeks like this. He can't. Obama's turned on him. Hollywood's turned on him. The money's drying up. I'll back this all up with receipts. And the entire Trump campaign has been engineered to take out Biden. I'm not telling you they can't lift and shift and start turning the meme team and all these people on Harris or who are Hillary Clinton. They beat Hillary Clinton before. They can do it again. I'm just saying why?

We've got the weakest candidate, who's only going to get worse, who has no political skills, who the media's turned on, who will not leave, and who's only. Nothing is going to get better. The news cycle is not going to stop unless we just need to slow it down.

It's like a train, you know? You know, he's heading off this cliff, but the cliff is 10 miles away.

You want to slow the thing down enough so that the crash comes on election day and not with time to fix this thing.

Wouldn't it be great if Biden bails out, even, say, three weeks before the election, and this would be fantastic. It would be a total train wreck. They'd have no time to rehabilitate the new candidate's image. I know it sounds nuts, folks, but we got to save this guy from himself.

You agree? Thank you, chatsters. Dan is. Who said Dan is right? Id monster. I love you. Was that ld monster? My eye. By my eyes are terrible.

Speaker one, Vita said it right. Me and Vita are both volunteering our services for team Biden. You too, Vita. Randy Klus says I'm not nuts. I know I'm not nuts. Someone says, let's go, Brandon. This time for real. Gen love. Yes. Let's go, Brandon. Let's go. Let's. It's not FJB. It's let's go, Brandon. Folks, on a very serious note, the campaign has been entirely engineered, messaging wise and, and swing state wise, to fight on specific focus group tested things that they think works against Biden in very specific states. Those same messages may not work against other candidates.

Here. Let's back all this up with receipts because I don't want you to think I'm crazy.

What did I tell you? What have I told you over the past few weeks? The only thing that is going to force neurosurgeon doctor Jill out because she's running the whole thing. Forget about Joe Biden. Joe Biden's a rotting bag of brain mush. He doesn't even know his name half the time. Doctor Jill is all that matters. Prominent neurosurgeon doctor Jill. What did I tell you? It's the donors. Nothing else matters. Biden is a lunatic. His wife is a tyrant. They will not be pushed out of the race until there's no money. And when there's no money, there is no race. Don't ever forget this analogy. I ran for office and not a lot of hosts have.

I think Hexath ran and others, but very few people have actually run for office. When you run, you see it yourself. You've got skin in the game. I can talk all the shit I want about, hey, I'd like to visit Europe. I want to go to Paris. Well, if, if every airline says, I'm not putting you on our plane, we don't like you. You could talk about it all you want. What are you going to do? Boat there, swim there? It's not possible.

When there's no money, there is no campaign.

This is why we're in trouble. NBC News, quote, it's already disastrous. Biden campaign fundraising takes a major hit. Look at the date of this. It's the halcyon days, Justin, of like yesterday, folks. You're always three weeks ahead of the news cycle here. I'm never going to bullshit. Did I not tell you this? This is why. Now the Biden team, Chuck Schumer's turning. Now Chuck Todd's turning. Johnny Favs, David Obama, Rod. This is why they're all turning. It's not that all of a sudden they know Joe Biden has a cognitive disorder. They've known the whole time. It's that the donors are calling these people up, going, not only we going to do this to Joe Biden, we're going to f you too. And we're not going to give to your race.

You better get this guy out of here, folks. He's in a world of trouble. I don't know what to tell you.

And I want this guy in the race. I don't want him to leave.

Someone said, well, Dan, stop talking about that. Stop talking about what you think it's going to make this thing go away.

It's our job now to stop this news cycle for Biden by incentivizing Trump or someone else to come out with a bigger story and at least slow the thing down. But we got to cover this.

Who's throwing him a lifeline now?

Oh, you got to read this piece. Why the left is throwing Biden a lifeline. Another thing we've addressed ad nauseam on this show, it is the left, the progressive, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, AOC left that has always saved Biden. Why? Up ones know. Because Biden is a moron.

No, I'm serious, folks. I want you to remember this axiomatic truth about Joe Biden and don't ever forget it. And again, if you think I'm crazy, you're wrong, not me.

Joe Biden is the president Barack Obama always wanted to be but was too politically savvy to become. The reason Biden is at 37% approval and Obama is now at the, you know, gosh, 60, 70% approval with Democrats, probably 90 is because Obama didn't do as much crazy stuff as Biden. His stuff was crazy. You think I'm defending Obama? You're out of your mind. I left my job to run against him. I'm simply saying Obama had to stop short of absolute crazy because he understood there were political limitations. Clinton did the same thing. Biden's too dumb.

It is the left that's saving Biden right now. Here's what they want. Here's the plan. And this is savvy on the left part. Evil, but savvy. They want to get him through the election, the AOC crowd and over the hump because they know he's an empty vessel. He will do whatever they tell him. They Biden, Jill Biden, neurosurgeon, because she'll be the president, not Joe.

They'll then owe AOC. In the left, you'll get Medicare for all, Medicaid for all, government healthcare. You'll get forgiveness of health care bills, which means you'll pay for all this crap. Instead, folks, this is what's going to happen. And then what happens? A year in, Biden will step aside and progressive Kamala Harris and they think they'll get the White House for another eight years. Okay, this is what's going on right now.

They're in real genuine trouble.

Here's Biden. They're terrified about the George Clooney thing. Why? Because he's an actor and he Carney. Biden's fighting back on Clooney from a source. The president stayed for 3 hours. Clooney took a photo quickly and left. No, they're not fighting back against Clooney because he's a Hollywood guy. They're fighting back against Clooney because he controls a lot of the Hollywood donors, man.

They're running out of money. They're running out of money.

Now I'm going to make another prediction. Predictions are like holes. Everybody's got one. But my records pretty damn good, especially over the last few weeks. So I'm going to make another one.

This necessary? Not, it's not necessarily a prediction. It's all over the news. But the NATO conference is going on right now. Biden's got this press conference tonight. Move back so they can skip the Thursday news cycle because they think it's going to be a disaster.

The Democrats are getting ready to en masse, get rid of this guy. They are. They're going to tell the donors and everyone else I'm 90% chance Biden is not the nominee at this point. 90%.

Is he going to survive the week? I said 60 40. Yes. He's probably going to survive this week. Now it's up to say 95. He survives the week. Ok. 95%. The Democrats are waiting for the NATO conference to be over. They don't want to embarrass Biden. That's in the news. That's not kind of breaking news. My prediction is next week you are going to see first the swing state guys all get together on the Democrat side. Then you're going to see the marginal swing state guys, and then you're going to see everyone except the radical far left in the squad come out and get ready to dump this guy. How long he survives after that, I don't know, but I don't think it's very long, folks. The panic is getting worse. It's near palpable. You can feel it, you can touch it. It's almost material at this point. They now understand that if they are stuck with neurosurgeon doctor Jill and the oatmeal, God, if they're stuck, that the only possible way they can pull this out, said this over and over, two things, censorship and cheating. Those are going to be the hallmarks. Their campaign is going to have nothing to do with messaging, tactics, any of that stuff. It's going to be cheating and censorship.

One of the options to shut them down is a save act. This save act is really important. Save like, you know, major league Baseball, saving a game, you know, saving a life, whatever that is. Save act. Okay. The Save act is very simple. It would stop illegals from voting. The Democrats want illegals to vote, so they're all against it. It passed the House yesterday. It's got a small chance in the Senate, not a great one. And Biden's definitely not going to sign it. Okay. Because they want illegals to vote. The Democrats, I'm going to prove to you again, are in a full blown panic. They now know they have to cheat using illegals. If Biden doesn't get out, which is still a 10% chance. He doesn't leave no matter what, until the donors totally dry up.

Here's Representative Jennifer McClellan, obviously a moron. I mean, this is a really dumb person. She's a Democrat. Here she is on the House floor. Of course these Democrats want illegals to vote. I want you to see, again, everything with them. They go back to the race card every single time. Apparently, if you stop illegals from voting, that's somehow Jim crow or something like that. Don't try to make sense out of it. They're freaking liberal assholes and morons. Stop trying to be stupid like them. It's not going to happen. You're smart. Okay? However, they think, they've got to gin up what they think is racial hatred. So like, oh, this is Jim Crow. Listen to this.

Martha McCallum
This bill is essentially a poll tax because I am not aware of a single proof of citizenship document that does not cost an individual money to get it unless we are requiring every state to provide one for free, and then it's an unfunded mandate. This is the 2024 version of the Jim Crow poll tax and we should vote against it.

Dan Bongino
You know, the only, the only thing that softens the blow from all this nonsense, bullshit Democrats are feeding you all the time. The only thing that softens the blow is the fact that nobody listens to these people anymore. Listen, I've been in this business a long time, and I'm telling you, ten years ago charges you were a racist, you'd have to defend them no matter how crazy they were. No one even listened. They just assumed the Democrats are lying. No one listens anymore. They just assume stopping illegals from voting is the most non racist thing you could do. Because illegals voting in minority districts does what dilutes the votes of actual minority voters who are citizens. Don't tell that to your dumb liberal friends because they're too freaking stupid to figure it out. Here's another dipshit. Summerlee. Just stupid, stupid people. It is a xenophobic attack to stop foreign influencing elections. I want you to think about some before I play this one from this freaking moron. The same Democrats telling you now for what? The 10th time, guys, the Russians are coming again in the election. As if anyone's going to believe the intelligence community. That's a laughable freaking joke and a stain on this country. You slobs at the top doing this, who nobody can stand, nobody trusts, and all of you are going to be fired if Donald Trump gets elected because you're traitors to the company at the top doing this. Absolute traitors. This Russia bullshit. Again, the same people claiming this foreign influence want foreigners with no allegiance to the United States who are not citizens to influence our election.

And if you say anything according to this diplod, it's a xenophobic attack. Check this out.

Jennifer McClellan
Hypotheticals. It is under attack right now, right here with this very bill. Republicans want to throw up barriers because when people vote, they lose. Let me be clear. They don't want you to vote. They don't want to hear black voices, brown voices, LGBTQIa voices, young voices. Our fundamental access to our democracy is being politicized. And this xenophobic attack that we're debating today will make it harder for Americans to vote. My republican colleagues will claim that requiring ids is a small ask. But nearly 30 million people lack a valid driver's license, and about 15 to 18 million adults don't have access to documents proving their birth or citizenship. Americans don't need more obstacles. It's already hard enough.

Dan Bongino
That's why I'm proud you hear the end. Americans don't need more obstacles. This has nothing to do with Americans.

Nothing. The bill is about stopping people who are not Americans from influencing american elections and diluting the vote of Americans. You notice how quick this is why I hate these people who are absolute garbage, and I will destroy their reputations. They have no problem whatsoever calling you a racist, a xenophobe, while they destroy and dilute the votes of black voters and destroy and dilute the votes of Americans while claiming you're a traitor and supporting Russia. Fds a holes. I'm sorry. They don't deserve a single freaking shred of your.

Of human dignity at all. They have none of it. These people are full of shit.

They're going to cheat. The question now isn't, are they? Are they what? They're telling you they want to cheat. They want illegals to vote.

The only question is, is it going to be enough to overcome what appears from now an overwhelming number of polls? A severe deficit?

Illegals combined with mail in ballots, ladies and gentlemen, is a recipe for disaster. I'm going to explain to you what I mean. Coming up in a minute. Receipts coming. These are going to be tough to take. I think we can win, but it's going to be tough.

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That was from a movie somewhere. I just forget which one. What is that?

What is that from folks in the chat. Help me out. Give them nothing and take everything. Where's that from?

I need your help now, because now it's going to be stuck in my head like a brain worm the whole time. Watch the chat for me. Okay? The great Ned Ryan. I love this guy. He's got a book coming out, by the way, at Nedryon. Again, you're not following this guy. Making a big mistake. It's r y u n, Ned, obviously.

He said he got this tweet up. There's a 2014 academic study on non citizens voting. In 2008, potentially over 2 million voted. Obviously the overwhelming majority voting Democrat. Fast forward to 2024. We got significantly more illegals in the country. How many are potentially voting this year? Oh, sparta. That's right. 300. 300. That's right. Thank you, guys. You guys are awesome. See, you're the best. I need your help.

Here's the study right here. Going to read from it. But it's in the tweet. You can read it yourself. This is an academic study. It's on politics. But it's not a political study, it's an academic study. Illegals are going to vote. Now let me walk you through how this is going to go down. We've got between twelve and 20 million illegals in this country. They are easily registered. Registered to vote. When they go apply for government benefits, all they've got to do is check a box. The save act would stop that. Okay, but the Save act is not in effect right yet. Right now, as the great Sean Davis has said over and over, what wins elections, folks? Oh, voters. No ballots. Voters don't win elections. Ballots do all they need to do. Follow me. If this is in any way confusing, audience ombudsman, jump in here in the chat and tell me to stop. Once the illegal goes in for a government benefit, whatever it may be, some food or residential benefit or some government benefit, and applies for something, they check the box. A ballot is generated. Once a mail in ballot is mailed, then all the Democrat ballot harvester has to do is grab the ballot, fill it out and bring it back. It requires no interaction with the actual breathing body at all. Ballots win elections. Hat tip the great Sean Davis ballots win elections. Get out of your head that voters do ballast you. If the save act passes, we'll get back to an election where voters win elections. Now, the issue with mail in ballots too is there's a significant amount of fraud in addition, in addition to the potential for illegals voting.

How many times I got to put this article up? 2012 article by the New York Times. The New York Times? Yes, the New York Times. Error and fraud at issue is absentee voting rises by adam liptak look it up yourself.

Wow, Vita's like I've never seen this before. Yet the votes cast by mail are less likely to be counted, more likely to be compromised, and more likely to be contested than those in a voting booth. Statistics show election officials reject almost 2% of ballots cast by mail, double the rate for in person voting. Folks, you do the math. If 100, just round numbers, 100 million people vote, what's 2%? If you're brian williams, that's 2 trillion. If you're a normal person, that's 2 million. That's a lot of fake votes, man.

It's right there in the New York Times. It's not me telling you, it's the New York Times.

Combine that with illegals. This is why you see I'm long in the United States. I think we got a great chance in the election. I really do. Heard the dems expedited push up the hog. Is that, is that what it. Oh, no.

Who said that? Is that?

We are moving up the October surprise to August 8 and we're going to lower the flags to half mast. It'll be eight. Eight. It'll be a signal to all of the crazies out there to come out and say, we miss you, buddy.

We miss you for gaze, where have you, where's he been? How come we haven't had faghesi quotes in a long time, folks? This is a huge freaking scam.

Now imagine this. Okay, say, let's go with the low end again, simple math. Say there's only 10 million illegals in the United States right now. Just, we haven't had a mulligan a while. Just do me a favor. Say there's only 10 million if you generate 10 million fake ballots. Right.

That's still, you're talking about tens, hundreds of thousands of votes that could potentially come in that are fake. That'll alter the election. That's at the low end.

Speaker one. That's why I'm saying I don't want to hear shit about landslides or red waves. I heard it last night. I'm not going to, I want to start getting into republican, on republican stuff now, but there's a guy on a cable news channel last night. I don't know, but I think we could win 20 more seats. But really, I'm just worried about holding the house at this point.

Don't be dulled down. I'm long in the United States. And the thing is, if we're up ten in Pennsylvania, which I doubt, but if we're even close to that, it's still going to be hard for them. It's still going to be hard for them. But no red wave talk. I'm sorry. This is not the show for you.

I want to win. I'm not into like moral victories. If you think I'm going to come on the show, if we lose, God forbid, the next day and say it was a great moral victory, you're crazy. It'll be, at that point, it's going to be a totally different show.

I'm serious.

All right. I got more coming up, folks. Axelrod, also known as Obama Rod, he has spoken again. There are three people to watch chat, folks. Who are they?

Clyburn, Mark Warner and Axelrod. Clyburn speaks what he thinks. He speaks for the black community and Democrat side. Warner for the deep state. Axelrod speaks for Obama and the donors. Axelrod has spoken again. I'm going to play this clip and you tell me how long Biden's got. This is why we got to make an announcement quick. We got to stop this news cycle or Biden's going to have to go. We don't want him to go. I don't want him to go.

Hug him. Hug him like Fugazi. Hug him like Fagazi. Fagesia.

Okay.

Okay.

We love you, Fagazia.

Can we get a Biden head?

All right, let's get him.

We need a Biden head.

We love, but we're all team Biden now. Let's go. Brandon the dwarf. Dark Brandon. Is that what they call him? Dark Brandon? This dude's got like those goofy glasses and stuff that laser eyeballs. Shh. Let's go, Brandon.

We don't want him out of the race. Stop it. Stop the news cycle before he leaves.

Keep him in. You think he's in bad shape now? Imagine this guy in three, four months.

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All right, back to the show. There areas where we're all in. Can you guys do a little sign like with me and Evita's picture? Like we, like do a thumbs up or something like that? We're all in. We are. Let's go, Brent. I don't want this laser eye. He thinks he's like Superman. I don't want this guy out of the race. I don't want it. I don't want to be zod like the enemy of Superman. Joe with the laser eyes. I want Joe in the race. But the problem isn't me. The problem isn't me. The problem is Obama wants him out. Here he is. Axelrod. David Obama. Rod, he. This is just the other day. He popped up right after yesterday's show. Yesterday he speaks for Obama. And I want you to notice one thing about this. If you're watching on rumble, if you're listening, I'll tell you. There's another guy on this hit with him, Johnny Favs. Johnny Favreau is. He's a very, very popular liberal podcaster. Let me tell you something. I worked in the White House with this guy.

The ladies used to love this guy and go crazy for him. He was a speech writer for Obama. He now has this crazy popular podcast. This is another guy who is like this with Obama. Super tight. I don't like the guy, but there's their buddies. You got to trust me on this, okay? That Axelrod and Johnny Favs are on the same CNN clip speaking out against Biden.

Obama is done, and the donors are five minutes away from pulling out. Check this out.

Martha McCallum
If President Biden does withdraw from the race, replacing him at the top of the ticket could be chaotic. But here's what a top Biden fundraiser and longtime supporter George Clooney said about that in his op ed this morning. Would it be messy? Yes, democracy is messy. But would it enliven our party and wake up voters who, long before the June debate, had already checked out? It sure would. The short ramp to election day would be a benefit for us, not a danger. Jon Favreau and David Axelrod are back with me.

Axe, what do you think about that argument?

Dan Bongino
Look, I think there's merit to it. Sometimes this is all a matter of risk assessment. There's risk associated with everything. The question is whether the risk of the status quo eclipses the risk of trying something else. And I think we've reached the point where many have come to that conclusion.

All right, I have to issue a retraction, folks. This is a. This has been a crazy good show. There's a lot of electricity in the room, but I just got an emergency text from Paula. It's very serious. She's. How dare you say. How dare you? The balls.

She's like the balls on you to insist you make the coffee at night. Are you freaking crazy? She is correct. I do not. Ok, here we go. Give me that. Here is. She hates these, too. So now I'll get another one. The grapefruits on you to suggest you look at grape. Here's watermelons on. I mean, that's even bigger. We got. Give me the watermelon. This dare suggest watermelon sized nads that you make the freaking coffee at night. She hates those things, too. She does. So retraction.

You heard Axelrod. Your side. I love it. They call him Ax. Everybody's got to have a. Can I get a nickname like that? Axe, right?

He's telling you right now there's too much risk, and he's got Johnny Favs there.

Trust, brother Dan. I worked. I don't want to say work with this guy at the White house. I worked in the White House while he was there. It's not like me and Johnny Favs were friends and talking to each other. I'm just telling you, I was there for three years with the Obama I need. You're in the car with a lot of these guys.

They are Obama's right hand guys. Right now that they are talking for Obama, they have pulled a plug on this guy. This small cracks are starting to develop even in what the public thinks is Biden's inner circle.

I've told you before, I'm going to tell you again. Listen to me. Don't listen to anyone else telling you otherwise, because I'm telling you. This is the truth.

The Obama's and Biden's hate each other.

No, they don't dislike each other. They hate each other.

It is a relationship of necessity. That is it. They genuinely hate each other.

Obama is telling everyone publicly. Joe's the guy in tweets and behind the scenes, is doing the legwork to get rid of him with the donor class. But I noticed something yesterday. I just said to you, there are small cracks that are turning into big grand Canyon like schisms.

Biden has an inner circle of people with no guts.

Kareem John Pierre, John Kirby. People who do anything to get the whole job. Kirby, sadly, has thrown away his reputation. Kareem Jean Pierre never had one, so it doesn't really matter. But Kirby's thrown away his reputation to defend Biden. Sorry, I was gonna say Obama, it's always a slip.

This was a very telling cut yesterday. This is not explosive. It's short. Don't worry, it's not long.

Some of you will pick up why this was interesting. Kirby.

Kirby is going to be one of the last guys to crack. He will be, because he needs a job. He can't do anything else. And Biden's the only one who trusts him at this point. He's on with Martha McCallum yesterday. And I want you to pay very close attention, not to his answer, but to his non answer. Check this out.

Martha McCallum
And are you saying that you never see him lose his train of thought or do the freeze that we've all seen on television? Have you ever seen that happen when you're talking to him?

Dan Bongino
I'm going to be careful here because I don't think it's appropriate for a spokesman to, you know, to be speaking about private conversations with my principal. But because it's a fair question, I will tell you that from my experience, and I've only known the president for two and a half years. As you know, I came over to the White House fairly recently, and I didn't have a prior relationship with him. But from my experience over the last two and a half years, I see what those representations that you're talking about are not indicative of the man that I have spent time with and that I have briefed that I have traveled with.

Notice how he just dances around the question, oh, it's not indicative of.

I never really seen that kind of thing. He's not really being direct with the answer because he doesn't want to be on the record when it all goes down.

Because what's their biggest problem?

I'm not saying that with. That's why I said, like, this isn't the most explosive clip. He goes, yes, Biden's cognitively compromised. He's still providing cover, but you notice the weaselly way he answers it because he doesn't want history to go back and have that recorded. If Biden has. I'm not wishing health problems on anyone. I want to be clear. If Biden has some kind of neurological severe incident, he doesn't want to be going, oh, no, I didn't see anything, because then he looks like an idiot.

Folks, there is one thing the coterie, the praetorian guard around Biden cannot acknowledge right now. Folks in the chat, remember what it is. They cannot acknowledge he has an executive function problem. They can't. Because then they are partners in the biggest cover up in presidential history that the president can't mentally function. They can't acknowledge it. I know. You know it. I get that. I know that sounds like crazy. Like, what do you mean? They're not going to acknowledge the obvious. No, they aren't.

They have got to stop that. I'm not telling you Democrats don't want to get rid of Biden. I just played for you, Axelrod. That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying they will at no point acknowledge that he has executive function problems in his brain, because then they would have to acknowledge they partook in this scandal to hide it.

You get what I'm saying? Here? I'll show you what I mean.

I want you to watch the freakout up on Capitol Hill. This is a legit freak out by these Capitol Hill Democrats. The minute Congressman Mike Lawler starts asking Janet Yellen, who's next to Biden all the time, always talking about treasury and everything like that. Right?

Yellen and Kirby know him well, there's always a non answer or. But watch what happens when he asks this question. Watch them try to shut it down immediately cause they don't want this on the record. Check this out. Are you testifying that you have not seen any mental or cognitive decline? Mister Chairman, point of inquiry. She's not a physician.

She's a member of the.

Martha McCallum
She's not.

Dan Bongino
You asking her a medical question?

Joe Biden
Let's keep the comments to the subject.

Dan Bongino
It's not a medical question.

It's her interpretation. As a member of the cabinet.

I moved to have those words taken down. She is not a physician.

He's not a physician. Are you shitting me?

So you have to. You have to be a physician now to notice that Biden can't complete a sentence. He constantly tells the same debunked fairy tales all the time. He appears to fall asleep in public, has some kind of hypophonia where he speaks so low nobody can understand them. We can see it on tv, folks, if someone comes up to you with a massive, massive lump on their skin growing like this, do you have to be a physician to go, hey, there's a problem? You may not know what the problem is, but you're like, bro, that isn't normal, correct.

These people are full of shit. You see the panic? They want Biden out, but they cannot acknowledge that they're hiding this executive problem. That's why the freak out.

It's not that they're trying to save him. Please don't mistake those things. They are not trying to save him. They want him out. They're trying to save themselves from being part of this cover up or appearing to be. That's why they got to shut this down.

And as for the physician bullshit, remember when they started bringing up Donald Trump's fake mental problems? Remember the 25th amendment stuff? I just want to note in his supercut hat tip Grabian, the great Tom Elliott over there. Awesome. Super cuts about a minute of it. This goes on, by the way, for nine minutes. Just take a minute of it. None of these people are physicians either.

And they've sat there and just opined openly about Donald Trump's fake cognitive disorder. Check this out.

Martha McCallum
This is scary. Hashtag 25th Amendment.

Jennifer McClellan
President is not equipped to do the job.

Dan Bongino
So now they're saying he's mentally incapacitated. And more than two dozen democratic lawmakers are backing a bill that says he.

Martha McCallum
Should leave office should he be removed from office.

Dan Bongino
His brain is simply incapable of processing the information. Emotionally, psychologically unstable. Initiate proceedings to remove the president, you and several of your democratic House colleagues met with a psychiatry professor from Yale, Doctor Bandy Lee. She told CNN today, quote, of as the president is unraveling, he seems to be losing his grip on reality and reverting to conspiracy theories. Doctor Lee and other psychiatrists who've been up to meet with members of Congress have been predicting increasingly delusional and paranoid behavior on the part of the president. The president is dangerous and unable to successfully meet the powers and duties of office. We got serious stuff to deal with, and instead we're caught up every day in what looks like the country debating the mental health of the president.

I mean, it's fairly obvious at this point to even the dumbest liberals watching my show that you're all full of shit all the time.

So it's okay to openly speculate about an obviously fake cognitive disorder Donald Trump doesn't have, but a very real disorder. We can all see and witness that multiple democrats have now come out and claimed the witness, including insiders who are now leaking all over the place to the media trying to get rid of him.

That's not okay because we're not physicians.

These people are so full of shit. This reminds me of COVID when you said to people, when I, you know, we got banned from YouTube for telling people, hey, these masks don't work. Because every single person on planet earth that wore a mask caught Covid. It's like a condom you use where every woman you have sex with gets pregnant. The condom doesn't work. Stop using it. Try something else. Dude, it's not working.

And we got bid. Are you a doctor or an epidemiologist? No, but I'm not an asshole. Fuck wide. I'm not stupid.

Holy shit, man. You guys are so fake. On the left.

Watch this. Here's Kareem. Jump here again. Go back to my point here. This is why they're so freaked out. But they still want to get rid of him. They can never acknowledge this executive disorder because they're in part of the COVID up. Here's Karine Jean Pierre, caught openly lying. Hat tips, libs at tick tock, by the way, talking about this visit to a neurologist where she claims, no, no, he wasn't there to examine him. This is just normal stuff. Check this out.

Martha McCallum
You can correct me if I'm wrong, but it didn't seem to explicitly describe the nature of Doctor Kennard's meeting with Doctor O'Connor. So can you say whether that one meeting was related to care for the president himself?

Dan Bongino
I can say that it was not. It was nothing.

It was not really. Every time. Guess where? Really? Here's AP.

Xiang Min Kim, AP. I mean, you're talking about a communist outlet.

I use leftist sources just to mess with the liberals who will say he's a conspiracy theorist. Really? I'm involved with the AP. The AP and I are conspiracy theorizing.

President Joe Biden did see a neurologist at the White House in January 17 for a neurological exam. The confirmation came after Karine Jean Pierre inaccurately said with reporters that the meeting was not related to care for the president. Folks, these people are lying to you all the time. Come to the Dan Bongino show. You're three weeks ahead of the news cycle. You'll always get the truth. Watch the liberal media, you'll get nothing but bullshit. You'll be six months behind. I saw a hilarious quote. I think it was Jake Sherman or someone who put it out this morning when he's left wing media guys. It said that someone in the Washington Post, they were quoting the Washington Post, and the gist of it was that Fox News viewers were way ahead of this story.

It's got nothing to do with Fox News viewers. Same people, normal people, were ahead of the Biden cognitive disorder problem because they just watched the news and didn't listen to bullshit.

My gosh, how many times are you going to be lied to? Was that speaker one? Hey, Evita said just all you had to do was watch it. Folks, it's not my fault that you listen to Moscow Maddow and goofy Chuck Todd, who are now telling you what we knew six months ago because we just opened our eyes. Oh, look, Biden can't function. Why? Because he couldn't function.

I want you to watch this, too. Is this indicative. Now, I have to tell you, some of the stuff I hear out of Biden, the fake autobiography, I beat the shit out of corn pop, whatever. I was rescued. Nelson Mandela. I'm starting to wonder. I'm serious here. I'm not messing around here.

I'm starting to wonder if a lot of the stuff he does is due to this cognitive thing or a moral failing. We know he's corrupt. We know he sniffs kids. Bribes, influence peddling, women groping. We know that. But I'm not sure anymore what is a moral failing and what is a function of the biological functions of his brain breaking down. I want you to rewatch this. I always, every time I play this, a bunch of people ask. They love this clip. This is about a minute. I saw this on Joel Fisher's account. On Twitter. I played it before. It's pretty hilarious. This is Biden telling nearly every single demographic group of people he believes it. He meets with that he was one of them at some point. And again, I just want you to ask yourself a quick watch this with it. With this in mind. Is this Biden being evil or is this Biden just having a mental breakdown and he forgets this has already opened, debunked. He's both. I'm just not sure what it is. Check this out.

Joe Biden
I was sort of raised in the puerto rican community. I had a very close relationship with the greek american community. For real. I am Joe Bidenopoulos. I grew up in a heavily irish catholic community in Scranton, Pennsylvania and a heavily italian polish community. When I say I got raised in the black church, he knows I'm not kidding. The persian culture is amazing. As a student of the persian culture, I probably went to shul more than many of you. I come out of the black community.

My family is irish american, not fundamentally unlike the palestinian people, I might say raised in the synagogues of my state. Everybody in town was either Polish or Italian. I grew up feeling self conscious. My name didn't end in ski. I was raised in a neighborhood where I felt self conscious. My name didn't end in o. That's kind of how I was raised. Like so many Americans of Wyree Sheridan.

Dan Bongino
In HBCU in your home state, mister.

Joe Biden
President, let me tell you, forget about it. That's where I got raised, man. Just like rabbis, synagogues and jewish community centers in your hometown. And that's the tradition. I got raised hardworking people, the middle class, the neighborhoods I got raised in. I was raised on GM. I was raised by Danny Noah. I was raised by a righteous Christianity. I got raised on automobiles.

Dan Bongino
There it is. There's my folks. Screenshot that. Let's go, Brandon. Thank you for, you guys work fast. How you did that? I don't even know where you got that. That is fantastic. Thank you guys. For those of you listening on apple, there's my official Dan Bongino. We're now team Biden. Let's go, Brandon. Me and Evita both want him in the race. We don't want this guy going anywhere. Everybody. Lyndon, Jeff here says I stopped the chat right there. Lynn and Jeff love this clip exclamation. Everybody loves that clip because it shows this guy is a bullshitter. The only question is how much of the bullshit is evil and how much is the cognitive disorder? The answer is I don't know. I really don't at this point. However, I know you may have seen this clip before, but this is devastating. But it's devastating because again, we understand the left. I want you to go back to that Washington Post Sherman thing I was just telling you about where they're the wash. Someone at the Washington Post is going, oh, my gosh. The Fox News people were way ahead of this Biden mental disorder story. We were not way ahead of anything.

We were not way.

It's almost a faux compliment. We're just not crazy like you idiots. That's it.

There's nothing special about us watching a guy mentally collapse on television and saying, hey, he's mentally collapsing. It's you dip shit who listen to Rachel Madaga. That's a cheap fake. You're like, yeah, dumbasses. You're so freaking stupid.

But the dams broken.

This doctor goes on MSNBC. It's because we got to get good at this. Remember, I only play MSNBC stuff because we know them better than they know us. They won't play our stuff.

They don't even want to hear our stuff. Here's a doctor on MSNBC telling liberals probably for the first time, hey, man, I think this guy has freaking Parkinson's. Check this out.

Speaker, four arm swing, standing up. Lordotically. You notice when he turns, it's kind of end block turning. It's not a quick turn.

That's one of the hallmarks of Parkinsonism is rigidity and bradykinesia, slow movement. And he has that hallmark, especially with the low voices. That was a cold hypophonia.

A small monotone voice like this over time is a hallmark of Parkinsonism. I could have diagnosed him from across the mall.

I ended it at that point. It goes on. I could have diagnosed him from across the mall. Because, folks, you gotta understand, you have to get out of. We have. We live in a bubble, too. It's not a bad one. But we, you know, we do tend to consume a lot of conservative media, but we could just consume just enough a liberal media to understand what they're thinking. That's not the case for them. They live exclusively in a bubble. They never, ever consume our media at all and have no idea. You need to understand, they're hearing this for the first time. I swear to you, as crazy as it sounds to you, that a lot of these people genuinely believe that we were faking this the whole time. And now they're like, oh, my gosh.

That's why this is so important, too. There's a major hat tip. Anna Paulina Luna, republican congresswoman from Florida. She is pushing for Merrick Garland to be declared inherently contempt to Congress. This is a great thing to do. Merrick Garland, our attorney general in name only, a just human piece of garbage who has turned into a communist in that role, is hiding the Biden audio recordings of his interview with the special prosecutor about Biden's taking of classified documents.

This is, I want you to remember that this clips from a little bit ago.

This is why Garland will not release the transcripts. The transcripts must be a thousand times worse than anybody could possibly imagine. That's why he's hiding them. He will not let them, despite insisting that the audio recordings are the same as the transcripts. Which you mean just release them. There is something on that. I'm telling you, there is something on that that is so lethal the Biden's campaign that now I'm starting to wonder, you know what? Do we even release him? Because I want Biden in the race. Maybe we should mess with Garland for a little bit, but I'm starting to do even release these things. Check this out. We have gone beyond precedent to provide the committee with the transcripts of the special counsel's interview with the president, but we have made clear that we will not provide audio recordings from which the transcripts that you already have.

He won't.

Damask rat. He's not going to do it. You understand how devastating these things have to be that this guy is going to protect this no matter what, folks, these things have to be really bad.

Listen, this is important. I want to wrap up where I started. I know it sounds like a crazy plan, but I am not being, I'm not being sarcastic. I'm being as serious as a cardiac, cardiac arrest right now.

Trump should announce the VP pick today.

He should do it to stop the hemorrhaging. It's not going to go away. But we just want to slow this down because the problem with momentum is negative momentum. Once you get the no mo, the no momentum, instead of the big mo, folks, people start piling in and politicians want to save their own asses. Biden will not survive to the end of next week if this continues. Donors, Obama, Axelrod, Favs, Mark Warner, the deep state, Jim Clyburn, the black vote, he can't, he can't withstand that when the money dries up. And we don't want this guy out of the race. Our entire operations been engineered to fight this loser. And he deserves to feel the wrath of voters at the polls for what he's done to America.

They should announce today, slow this thing down. Operation Save Joe Biden is on, folks, thanks again for tuning in. Hey, by the way, if you are a of your services, obviously using a cloud server, try rumble cloud. Check them out. We are really proud of it. The rumble cloud operations been blowing up. You don't run the risk of getting canceled by anyone else. Uh, check out rumble. We provide cloud services. We're happy to help you out over there. Also, download the rumble app. You find my show exclusively on there.

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