EVERYTHING Biden Touches He Destroys (Ep. 2250)

Dan Bongino
Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. Hey, so a big note of caution. You know what?

Penalty right away, right at the beginning of the show.

Listen, man, this debate thing with Biden, I'm just telling you right now, like do, don't underestimate this guy. I know you're all lower. Don't underestimate. I get it. He's a clown, a kid sniffer, a plagiarizer, a sociopath, a liar, a woman groper. I totally understand that.

But can the guy muster up enough in 2 hours to put on some even semi passable performance in a debate? Joe Biden with the media, the audience, and everyone protecting him. Yeah, it does us no good at, at all to underestimate this guy in a debate. Why am I talking about a biden debate? I got that big show today, a lot more. I've been raving about beams, dream powder, the hot cocoa for sleep. And I love get up to 40% off for a limited time when you go to shop, beam. Beam.com bangino and use code bongino at checkout. I'm just telling you, it does us absolutely no good to talk about this guy and underestimating him in a debate. It does us no good. What do we get out of it? The answer is nothing.

It's like red wave talk. The only thing you're going to do is keep people home. If we win, great, we won.

It doesn't make any sense.

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He couldn't even do that.

Watch this.

Donald Trump
Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020, and since then, he hadn't shown up for debate. Now he's acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal. I'll even do it twice.

So let's pick the dates. Donald, I hear you're free on Wednesdays.

Dan Bongino
You guys see the jump cuts, the shifts in angle? Why is he doing that? They're doing it because the guy can't get two or 3 seconds without messing up. He can't even speak incoherent sentences without word salads and making stuff up.

Bring it on, pal. Sounds like such a loser in a dork.

Also, there were conditions, you know? Oh, yeah, anytime, anywhere, you know, whatever. All this stuff. Fine. Donald Trump should debate him because the guy's such a loser, he's probably going to smoke them. However, here were the conditions. They don't want any kind of an audience out there. They don't want RFK in the debate, and they want the debate hosted by a bunch of straight up freaking communist networks who will do anything to protect Joe Biden. CB's ABC, CNN, and Telemundo. Apparently they've already agreed to a date. June 27.

Folks, I have zero doubt Donald Trump will absolutely annihilate in cataclysmic fashion, Joe Biden. I'm just saying with a note of caution for all of us, the Trump team, I don't think they will. But we should not underestimate this guy simply because of this one reason. It does us no good if we go in over prepared and we bury this guy and he drops another one or two points in the polls. Great, awesome. But if we go in saying we're going to smoke the guy, and it turns out to be a push because the media protects them, they shut off Trump's mic and they pull all their tricks.

It was a huge mistake. We had an opportunity to bury this campaign for this guy and we didn't take it. Folks, the man is a forest fire. What I am going to present to you today in this show is indisputable evidence that this is the worst president we've had in modern United States history. Everything he touches, he destroys. We're going to go through the FBI, the secret Service, FDIc, DOJ, sec, FAA, military, FTC, DHS. Everything he touches, he destroys. But I want to get to the news that happened yesterday first because it was important. The Twinkies trial up in New York is turning into an absolute abomination for this guy. It is. I've never seen a political backfire like this. It keeps getting worse. Yesterday on the stand again was Michael Cohen, Donald Trump's former lawyer. He was under cross examination, folded like a cheap suit, and was completely exposed for just disgusting attacks on Donald Trump. I want you to keep in mind this guy was his former lawyer. And I want you to remember something I discussed yesterday because it's important and it's an angle that's frequently left out of a lot of, a lot of the coverage. When you're not a lawyer and you're in court, you're a guy like me who was either an investigator or a cop, whatever it is. You see court different.

You start to read people and see what they're, you know, you're still, you have to tap into your social iq, not so much your legal one.

Whether they like you or not as a witness is 90% of the game.

No, it's no. Yes, it's true. 10% of the game is what you say. 90% is how you say it. Michael Cohen yesterday came off like a complete tool. I want you to watch a segment from Fox yesterday where they talk about some of the disgusting stuff Cohen said about Trump. The guy is totally unlikable. He's collapsing as a witness. It is unbelievable to see in live time. Check this out on TikTok Cohen referred to Trump as a dictator D bag and also said he belongs in a cage like an effing animal. I mean, for Todd Blanche to bring this stuff up shows a huge degree of animosity on Cohen's part, which could suggest to the jury the Cohen, when testifying for the state, might be willing to say anything to put Trump in jail. Speaker one, listen to me. Your good friend, Dan. I'm telling you, this is a brilliant move by Todd Blanche, one of Donald Trump's lawyers. It's a brilliant move. It has nothing to do with the legality of what's going on because this is not a legal case. No law has been broken. There is no crime. And if you doubt me, I'm going to play a segment for you coming up here in a second. We added late to the show to prove to you there is no crime. Even lefties don't know what the crime is. So if he is on trial for being Donald Trump and it's a, it's basically a battle of personalities, who do we hate more, Donald Trump or Michael Cohen? That's all this is. You're playing to the jury. That's all this is. Who do you dislike more in this blue state, Michael Cohen or Trump? Todd Blanche did a beautiful job yesterday of making Michael Cohen exactly what he is, extremely unlikable.

Because, folks, that's all this case is. There's no element of the crime. TODD Blanche, Trump's lawyer, needs to discredit or debunk, because no one has stated the crime yet. No one. Now, if you're a liberal or a Democrat or even a moderate anti Trump Republican who watches the show, they're out there. You may be saying no, Dan. Surely, surely in a criminal case, someone has told the jury what the crime is. No, they haven't watch this. MSNBC, yes, MSNBC, not Fox, not newsmax segment where nobody on the panel, nobody can articulate what crime has been laid out. The defense, I mean, the prosecution is rested and no one is yet to stay to law.

Truck broke. Watch this. If they're arguing that this is a falsification of documents and they want to bump it up to a felony, what's the underlying crime here? What is that rule? I'm assuming it's New York election law. Conspiracy to promote an election by unlawful means. And the judge, how come we don't know that at this point? Well, Josh Steinglass said that earlier, not in front of the jury, and this was like a week ago, so I don't know why it wasn't said in opening statements, folks, nobody has said it in court. And even more hilarious about that, cut. Hilarious in the most tragic of ways. The commentator, the black female on the panel there, she's assuming that that's the. Because nobody has said anything.

I know you think I get it, right? You live in America. Obviously, the United States of America is this beautiful, wonderful country. And I get it that some of you out there, not, you know, the ones who get the police, they get it. But there are some out there, and I get it. You may be new to politics. Maybe it's the first time you're watching my show. Maybe someone turned you on to us. You're welcome here, too. You may be saying yourself, Dan, that's not possible.

How the hell could a guy be in court, post indictment in front of a jury for absolutely nothing?

This is what a police state looks like.

You just heard the, I mean, vitriolic haters of Donald Trump just say on MSNBC, hey, is anyone ever going to say what the crime is?

How bad is this of a setup? Folks, I saw this yesterday and I was actually shocked this didn't make news in a bigger kind of splash. This is a huge story. I was not aware of this. There's a very short clip, so get ready for it. You know, Dan Goldman, he is a Democrat member of Congress. He is an absolute life loser and a disgrace to humankind in every way, shape or form possible. He is a discredited liar, a loser, a dip shit. He is everything we hate about government bureaucrats in the police state.

But Dan Goldman's got a connection to something else, too.

Dan Goldman briefed Michael Cohen or prepared him.

Hold on a second. This opens a whole different can of worms. Check this out. And I have deposed Michael Cohen. I have met with him a number of times to prepare him.

Really?

Dan Goldman prepared Michael Cohen for a trial where no one has articulated a crime at all. Forget about probable cause that a crime has been committed. No one's even articulated the crime. Donald Trump is in court because he's Donald Trump. That's it. And he was prepared by Dan Goldman.

Did everyone out there in the media who missed this story yesterday, forget Dan Goldman. Here. Newsweek, in case you think I'm making this up. Newsweek. A far left. Allen, who is Dan Goldman? Democrats hire former russian organized crime prosecutor to lead the Trump probes. Look at the date, folks.

2019.

Dan Goldman was the pee pee hoax guy. Him and Adam Schiff worked like this to fabricate the entire collusion thing. So in case you're saying to yourself, oh, they wouldn't make stuff up. Oh, well, they made up the collusion thing. As a matter of fact, they took the exact same team that fabricated the russian collusion narrative, the nonsense narrative, the bullshit. They took the exact same team and transplanted them up into the New York district attorney's office to make up another fake case. The only difference is this case, unlike the collusion case, actually made it to trial.

Well, I shouldn't say that because Papadopoulos and others, and others got screwed over, but, I mean, for Donald Trump specifically, it's the same team, man.

It's the exact same group of dipshits.

You see what the police state does? They. They're making this up. That's why I said yesterday, and I got a lot of feedback, most of it positive. So thank you. Couple of people disagree, but that's okay. This show, you're not forced to. But, you know, I'm just one voice in this. Okay.

The most important position in this upcoming election cycle, bar none, is attorney general. VP is important. But if. If. Let's just say you had a, this is if you had a choice and your only choices were this, if one of these picks is going to be screwed up, who would you screw up? You. I don't want to screw up either. But if you had, I. I'd say I'd rather screw up the VP than the attorney general because the VP doesn't do anything.

The attorney general is going to have to clean this freaking mess up.

Did you see the vague yesterday out in front of court, folks? This is the reason. Also, thank you to all the politicians who listen to me. And there were others out there calling for people to get up in front of that camera over Donald Trump's shoulder. Every day is in court. They're off today, it's Wednesday. But we have to have a show of republican force, and it's driving the liberals crazy. There's another reason I need prominent republican politicians up in New York. In the courtroom, it's not just the snapshots. That's very important. Obviously, it's the sound bites, too. There's a microphone outside that court. This gives us multiple opportunities for people who are not under a gag order, Vivek, Doug Berggram, and others, to go out there and fillet the police state and say what Donald Trump can't. The microphone's right there, folks. It's a national tv audience. It is super important that every Republican get their butts out of the chair, prominent ones, and start scheduling a date to be in court with Donald Trump.

Because you can do things like this. Check out Vivek. Yesterday. He gave a really great speech right outside. This is a golden opportunity for free media to circumvent this unconstitutional police state gag order. Check this out. Speaker two.

Joe Biden
Persecution. That is nakedly apparent. What I want to do is dive a little bit deeper into what we actually learned today in that courtroom. What do we see in there? First of all, I learned a lot from being in there in person. It is one of the most depressing places I have been in my life. But it is fitting, because the only thing more depressing than the environment of that courtroom is what's actually happening in there. It's straight out of a Kafka novel. The prosecution's main strategy appears to be to bore the jurors into submission. And if you look in that direction, sadly, it may appear to actually be working. Now, I would like for anybody, anybody here in the press, anybody at home, anybody at MSNBC or the media afterwards to clearly state what exactly is the crime that Donald Trump committed.

Dan Bongino
Folks, you understand the power of that microphone. You know, I. I ran for office and lost, okay? But you learn a lot when you run for office. It bothers some people when I say that. I don't know why, but you learn so much. There are two types of media. There's paid media. When I pay whatever Dan Bongino for president and I put an ad on tv, I got to pay for that. And then there's earned media. Earn media. When the cameras come to you and you don't have to pay a damn thing. This is a huge opportunity for earned media, folks. Every single camera and microphone for every prominent media outlet of the world is sitting out there in front of this courtroom. Republicans, man, we got to be more tactical. I'm glad you're starting to show up there. That should be a. A. Just a conga line of republican officials at that microphone while Donald Trump's in court. Cause there's no cameras in there giving speeches all day about the police state, the judge, the daughter, the Democrat ag, the Democrat Da, the Democrat jury pool, the police state nonsense. The fact that there's no crime. Like Vivek just said, this is how you grind, grind, grind, grind, grind. And get a narrative tattooed on the public, the body politic. That's how you do it. What do they tell you about marketing? You got to hear about a product, what, seven to 21 times it even? That's not enough. You got to keep hammering this home because we can't rely on the courts, folks. The only thing we have, I hate to say, is power of the people, man.

That is it. I don't mean to sound cliched, but that's all we have.

The courts are not going to save us. Donald Trump has been gagged in one of the most disgusting acts of soviet style repression I've ever seen. He's not allowed to defend himself against a fake star chamber trial if he. Or else they'll throw him in jail. This is North Korea type stuff.

You're waiting for the courts to save us. I've. How many times I got to tell you? That's a total waste of your time.

Here's Fox yesterday. Kaylee McEnany on the appeal. They send the gag order up to appeal and it got quashed. Of course it was going to get squashed. It's a blue state full of Soviets. Check this out. So this was appealed up to the appellate division, and here's what they found. Paul Trump's documented pattern of speech, it's demonstrated real time, real world consequences pose a significant and imminent threat to the functioning of the criminal trial process.

You see the projection going on there?

An imminent threat to the process.

The imminent threat to the process is the trial itself. Because the process is supposed to be what?

Justice?

This is injustice.

This is bullshit. They made this whole thing up.

Not even the MSNBC panel could figure out what the crime is. But you see how they do the dipsy do, flip a roo. There's a great piece in the Wall Street Journal about this yesterday, how the communists have been doing this forever. They do this projection thing. The guy was making a comment about how when you, whenever you go to a communist country, they always call themselves the Democratic Republic of or something like that. It's total projection. There's nothing democratic about soviet style or communist socialist behavior. Nothing. It's tyrannical. But they do this projection thing. That's exactly what they're doing now.

Oh, Donald Trump's a threat to the process. No, the process is a threat to the process.

You're just afraid of him talking about it.

All right, I want to show you what we're up against, folks. He did it again. Biden did it again. This guy is unbelievable. He cannot even, on the White House grounds where I worked for five straight years, the White House grounds is only 18 acres, man, the whole complex. It is not hard to navigate away your way around. It's not an office building. It's very easy. He can't even figure out a way to get back into the oval office.

Stay tuned. I got that? And then I'm going to show you just how bad, how much of a cancer this guy is.

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He did it again.

I'm going to tell you, as someone who worked there, he's got a good body of experience there. I've never seen anything like this in my life, folks. I don't like Joe Biden. We all get that. I'm not even pretending I'm some objective analyst of Joe Biden's cognitive state. I'm not. The guy's a kid sniffing, plagiarizing, woman groping loser who I personally cannot stand. I think he's the most disgusting human being to ever enter the White House. Really? We get that.

But trying to remove my emotions from it, I have never seen anything like this. Throw that up on the screen. He's given a speech yesterday in the rose gun look at the marine. The marine. Now, God bless our marines. He doesn't even know where the door is to get back into the oval.

Folks, I don't want to say too much here. Given my experience, I want to give anything away. Do you understand how easy it is to get back into the oval from the rose garden? You have to walk up the stairs and do one thing, make a left. That's it.

There's no other direction to go? Well, you could go right and zip your way all the way around, but the ovals right there. All he has to do is turn around now. Love the marines. They're the most amazing people at the White House. A hugely dedicated unit. Just great guys. Semper phi. Love every marine out there. And he's doing his job, this Marine. But I'm telling you, the marines at the White House, it's not a security function, it's a ceremonial function. Believe me, they'll, marines will kick some ass if you need them to. If the ship went down at the White House, they'll be the first ones picking up a gun, defending it. But the Secret Service and uniform division defend the White House. The marines are there in kind of a ceremonial role. I have never in my life seen a marine assist the president in getting back to the oval office from the rose garden. Folks, I've been there. The rose garden is not big. People think it looks like a football field. I promise. It's smaller than your backyard. It's tiny. It's a little patch of grass and a stair.

You walk up like five or six steps. You make a left and the ovals right there. You don't even have to do anything. All he's got to do is look at them.

There's glass and he'd see his own desk.

Holy shit, man. Is this guy a train wreck. This is why I would say to Donald Trump, no matter what, debate this guy. If he says CNN on the 27th at four in the morning, just do it because he's such a mess. But don't underestimate him. I don't know what they're going to give this guy if he's going to have a cup of coffee before he gets on stage. I have no freaking idea.

But debate this guy because he is a rotting, metastasizing cancer on this country. I'm going to lay it out for you coming up next. But I want to show you this. First, the media research center. Big hats. Him put out a phenomenal. This is so good. You know, there's nothing I like more than Joe Biden's fake autobiography. Civil rights activist arrested CN Mandela a million miles on Amtrak saw Angelo oil slicks on his window. Truck driver. I love this stuff. The MRC put this together. Go to their twitter feed if you want to see the whole thing. But this is about a minute and 20 seconds. This is so worth your time. Check this out.

Donald Trump
I was sort of raised in the puerto rican community at home.

I got involved in the civil rights movement. I got involved in the civil rights movement. I got involved in desegregated movie theaters, got arrested. Me standing on the porch with a black family.

Dan Bongino
I was not out marching. I was not an activist.

Donald Trump
There were these two well dressed men standing in a corner. The light changed. They kissed each other and went in different directions. And I'd never seen that before. I looked at my dad, he looked back at me and said, it's simple. They love each other.

Dan Bongino
Did you ever save anyone's life when you were a lifeguard? Was anyone ever drowning? Yeah. You didn't?

Donald Trump
Yeah, well, half a dozen times. Usually younger kids, they call them Bozie. My uncle Bozie, he got shot down in New guinea, and they never found the body because there used to be. There were a lot of cannibals for real in that part of New Guinea.

I actually taught for a number of years in law school, and then I was a professor at the University of Pennsylvania. You make me miss being a professor at Penn. I really enjoyed teaching and writing.

I came back from South Africa trying to see Nelson Mandela and getting arrested for trying to see him on Robbins Island. I had the great honor of being arrested with our UN ambassador on the streets of Soweto, trying to get to see him on Robinson island.

One of the conductors said to me, said, you've traveled over a million miles on Amtrak. How the hell do you know that? And they added it up.

Dan Bongino
Folks.

Fellas, you saw it, right? This thing goes on for like another 30, 40 seconds. Hat tip Media research center. Absolutely fantastic job. Watch the whole thing. Spread it around. This guy is totally, completely full of shit. My simple advice to the Donald Trump team, you don't need my advice. You're doing just fine without me. I'm just throwing it out there as a courtesy. Take it, disregard away. If you're going to do this debate, I would have props. Everybody loves props. I would pull out one, a copy of the check that Joe Biden got paid in cash, that $40,000 check. And second, I would also have an index card of all of the things Joe Biden has said he did puerto rican community, black community, civil rights activists, hero lifeguard, beat up corn pop, uncle bros eat by cannibals? I would have the, and I would just read it off. Everybody loves props. It would be the most glorious moment in the history of television. And it would prove to people once and for all because going to be 30 million people, if not more, watching that debate just how full of shit this loser is. Do it.

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These are the headlines. Tell me after we go through these, I'm going to try to get through them in a rapid fashion, but enough that you can digest it. I'm going to go through these agencies. Biden has burned to the ground. I want you to tell me when I'm done that I'm not right, that this guy is a metastasizing cancer destroying our country intentionally from the inside out. First, we'll just go with the obvious one. And I'm going to pull from all over the place, conservative outlets, left wing outlets. So I can't be accused of bias. Here's Newsweek, a left wing outlet exclusive Donald Trump followers targeted by FBI as 2024 election years. I want you to pay special attention to on all these articles. The date, what is the date? October 4, 2023. Who was the president in 2023? Evita Duffy.

Yes. Joe Biden.

Thank you very much, FBI.

Now, the FBI has been going downhill for a long time. But Joe Biden seems to revel in it and really enjoy it. But that was an easy one.

That was a bunch. A total bun. So scrap that one for now. Let's move on.

He's only screwed up the FBI. There's a whole lot more.

This one kind of stings. This one hurts because it's personal.

NBC News Secret Service ends its White House cocaine investigation with no leads. What's the date in the corner? 2023. Evita Duffy. Alfonso, who was the president? 2023.

Joe B. Yes, you are correct. One Joseph R. Biden.

Cocaine investigation in the White House. This. Tony, you're the oldest one here. Do you ever recall a previous cocaine investigation in the White House prior to Joe Biden? No, he doesn't. And do we need the gee, should we do the demo again? So the cocaine was found in a baggie. A baggie is a non porous substance. Now, you don't have to be a criminal investigator. Realize that if you're going to leave a fingerprint, which is basically a little oil and sweat. Right.

The best way to do it, you think it's on paper or do you like a porous substance like paper or non porous like plastic? Anyone? Justin? Plastic. Yes. Good. Justin? He didn't even answer. But I answered plastic. So if it was found in a baggie that's plastic, and someone dropped it in a box in the White House, then how are there no fingerprints on it? It's so weird. What did they do with their mouth? Wouldn't there be DNA from the saliva? Yes, there would.

Does the Secret Service know who put that cocaine in the White House? I have from very good sources that they do know, and they just don't want to tell you. Why? Because Joe Biden is a metastasizing cancer who has ruined the FBI and ruined the secret Service. That's why.

Maybe that's it. Right? Secret Service, FBI. Let's go to another agent. Let's just throw a curve. Here we go. Let's throw a curveball. Here we go. You got the hook. Let's throw the deuce out there.

What about the FDIC? The FDIC?

You mean the bank regulator? FDIC insured deposits, federal deposit insurance company? Yes, that one. How the hell do you ruin that? Turns out there's a toxic atmosphere at the FDIC.

What's the date on that? 2024. Evita, who is the president? 2024, Joe, but yes, ma'am, that is correct. Joe Biden. Now, what's the allegation at the FDIC? The allegation is that the guy running it, this guy Grunberg, who's going to be up on the hill testifying? And by the way, the media won't report on this at all, is running a toxic agency with a bunch of sexual harassment stuff. Speaker one, Bib. I thought the Democrats were into this me too stuff.

That's funny. That's good. You believe that penalty bullshit? 15 yards replay, first down. You actually believe that? You think the Democrats care about sexual harassment? The reason they don't care about the FDIC guy under Joe Biden, who's ruined that agency, too, with his appointees, is because the guy's a Democrat or at least leans in that direction. And if he's forced to resign, they won't have someone in it or do their bidding with the banks. So weird. I thought they cared about me, too stuff. That's good. That's good. That's really funny. You bought that?

That's kind of bad. FBI, secret Service, FDIC. He couldn't have possibly ruined anything else. You'd be wrong.

Republicans sue two Department of Justice officials for ignoring subpoenas in the Hunter Biden investigation. 2024, Joe Biden's presidency. Department of Hosticia.

Not even. Wait, the Department of Justice is ignoring subpoenas? Isn't their job as the Justice Department to follow the justice process? Not under Joe Biden. Because he's a rotting malignancy on the body politic. He seems to ruin a lot of stuff. Joe Biden. Let's go back to another agency you probably don't think a lot about because you're like, all right, he screws up the big stuff. Maybe the FDIC was an outlier. He leaves the small stuff alone. You'd be wrong there, too, daddy. Oh, fortune. Judge slams the SEC securities and Exchange Commission for a gross abuse of power in a crypto case and exposes sanctions.

He screwed up the SEC, too, folks. I can pull for you 100 SeC stories of how his guy over at the SEC, Gary Gensler, how this or this operation is totally, completely falling apart under Joe Biden. Why?

Because he's Joe Biden. Everything he touches, he destroys. He appoints incompetent people. They don't respect him. They do whatever they want. They abuse power left and right, and they give you the double barrel middle finger because he doesn't stop it.

You mean he screwed up more? Everything.

Everything. What about the FAA? I mean, that's a pretty nonpartisan entity, right? Federal aviation Administration. I mean, you don't want planes crashing into each other in the sky. I mean, even Democrats and Republicans fly planes. He screwed up that too.

Fox News Republican attorney generals warned the Biden administration of catastrophic consequences of the FAA pushing Dei over merit. Dei? What the hell does Dei have to do with keeping plane a from going like this with plane b?

What? Absolutely nothing. But Joe Biden prioritizes diversity over merit. So if two planes crash into each other in the sky, as long as two Dei hires were out there working, everything's a okay on his watch. This guy's track record is freaking amazing. What else could he possibly screw up? Well, let's go back to a big one. He can ass up our military like nothing else, too.

Joe bribe is building a military based on DEi and wokeness. It needs merit and preparedness. Daily signal.

You mean we're not emphasizing lethality and actually killing the enemy? No, we're not. We're emphasizing like, diversity, inclusion, equity, like the die agenda. Because we're all going to die, whether in the sky or on the ground in combat. If Joe Biden's elected for another four years. Two more for you. We'll go back to. Go right back to a small one because this guy can f up anything. Big agencies, military entities, small entities, medium size, medium, large, it don't matter. He has no ability to control his people forever. Are you noticing this abuse of power narrative? By the way, here's Reuters, left wing outlet. Let's go back to the lefties.

Federal Trade Commission chair, the FTC Lena Khan accused of abuse of power in new us house pro.

I can't even. Here, here's one last one for you. Let's go right. Let's go back to a big one. Fox News Biden's controversial department of Homeland Security experts panel shuttered after being slapped with a lawsuit.

I'm going to end this here and I'm going to ask you a question.

Imagine this was a big, say, Fortune 500 company that had multiple different say, kind of like a GE. They've got their military applications, their home appliances. Imagine you're the CEO of GE. Like Biden's the CEO of the country. And every single entity that reports to you, the CTO, the CIO, military applications, home appliances, engines, aerodynamics. Every single person is accused of sexual harassment, non merit based promotions, abuses of power, inadequate business practices, failing to protect the stockholders rights. What would happen? The answer is you'd be let go by the board immediately. Not. Not Joe Bribe. And the Democrats love this shit. The failure is baked into the cake for them. As long as government's big, whether it's stupid, or not is totally irrelevant to them. The guy can't get out of his own freaking way. And he did it again yesterday.

Did you see the story about the tariffs on China? Were you not laughing when you. Number one, he hated tariffs when Donald Trump did. Just on the record, I don't like tariffs either. Having said that though, Joe bribe and attacked Donald Trump for tariffs on chinese products. He implemented a tariff yesterday, 100% tariff on electric vehicle chinese cars from coming over here, right? Do you know why?

Do you know the backstory?

The backstory this guy cannot get out of his own way. He has his environmental czars destroying the auto industry. They want to phase out gas cars. The problem is nobody wants electric vehicles. So they're sitting on lots and dealers are being forced to sell them in a fire sale.

So the dealers are afraid China is then going to compete with them on the cars nobody wants, with additional chinese cars nobody wants. This is so hilariously bad. If Biden would just let them sell gas cars, no one would give a shit about the China electric vehicles.

This dude cannot get out of his own freaking way. And he keeps lying to people all the time about everything. He did it again yesterday. Here he is on the White House south grounds again, insisting magically that he somehow lowered costs for Americans. Check this out.

Donald Trump
I can go out. Look, the point here is we're lowering costs, expanding opportunities, and protecting freedoms.

Dan Bongino
He is not lowering costs, folks.

He has printed a bunch of money because he cannot stop spending. I'm going to show you an article tomorrow where even the lefties at the Telegraph are starting to acknowledge that we're in a really serious debt crisis that nobody wants to do a damn thing about. And Biden's making worse and he continues to lie about it and blame everyone else for price gouging. How could these companies be price gouging when the PPI, the producer price index was about 19% or so? And since he's gotten into office and the consumer price index gone up 17%, do you understand what that means?

That means companies that are selling you products that he insists are price gouging, you are paying more for the products than they're passing on to you. How are they price gouging?

Here he is using the same bullshit line again. Inflation. Inflation was 9% when I took office. Total, complete, utter fabrication. Completely made up. Check this out.

Donald Trump
Inflation has gone slightly up. It wasn't 9% when I came in.

Dan Bongino
It was not 9%, bro, cut the bullshit. Inflation was not 9%. Any moron can go online and look up an article. Fox News Biden claims inflation was 9%. It was 1.4. Just go to the government statistics. Even if you trust the government, I don't. You would still find out this guy is a liar. When he's not busy sniffing kids and groping women, he is lying.

Story popped yesterday, too. I don't know if you saw it, but apparently Biden and his team are living in this bubble right now where they just refuse to buy into the poll numbers. Now, a number of insiders. Did you read this story?

A number of insiders have said that it's not an act like Biden genuinely believes he's winning.

And people laughed. Folks, don't, don't.

He's. I'm telling you, he's that crazy.

Biden is a delusional narcissist. Do you ever, you ever met.

Have you ever met a genuine narcissist? I don't mean someone who, like, looks in the mirror and combs their hair once. I'm not talking about that. I mean a genuine narcissist. You see him on TikTok all the time. Everything is about them and how they look and tell me how good looking I am all the time. You ever see. You've seen them all over social media, Instagram and TikTok, just. They're everywhere.

What's that?

Evita says, because she knows, but she says they're called thirst traps. These people, they're, like, thirsty for attention. I need you to understand people who've been around Joe Biden will take. That's Joe Biden? Yes. He doesn't think he's an Instagram model, but he thinks he's the most transformative politician since FDR.

You doubt me? That he doesn't believe the polls? Listen to Corinne Jean Pierre. She's part of this bubble. Telling him how great he is. She's asked, like, why do you guys suck so bad? Suck so bad? Everything we're doing is really popular. This is absolute insanity. Check this out. Have you considered in the White House that some of President Biden's recent policy positions could be a turn off to the people that used to like him? So here, I would. This is. I would disagree with you there, because a lot of the policies that the president is pushing forward are incredibly popular. They are.

Why is it important that we highlight this? Because it's dealing. When you. When you're dealing tactically and politically with a candidate you want to defeat. And what at this point, realistically appears to be a two way race. RFK's in it, but he's not polling enough, um, at least to win the race. So right now, we have effectively, a two way race. Dealing with someone who knows he's in trouble, who thinks they're a wounded political animal, versus dealing with someone who is in fact, wounded but doesn't recognize a wound. Letting it bleed out are two completely different tactics. I need you to understand that that is super important.

Biden is going to go on stage in a debate, and instead of trying to redirect away from his failures, he's going to paint those failures as successes. And the Trump team needs to be aware of that. Because Biden sees them as successes. He doesn't recognize their failures. Obama understood because he was a better debater than this idiot. Anyone's a better debater than Biden. He understood to redirect away and just not discuss the failures and make it about something else. Biden's not going to do that. Biden thinks inflation's a huge success. He thinks he conquered it.

Very different debating tactic. The tactics we have to use are going to be entirely different.

Another thing they should do in the debate, Donald Trump should have some of these headlines ready to go because this illegal immigration crisis is turning into a huge open soar for the Democrats. Breitbart, another one. I told you these stories, sadly, were going to be popping daily, if not weekly. Illegal alien charging the death of a three month old and the illegal was deported under Donald Trump. You are going to see this every single day.

The Democrats know they're in trouble. Biden does not. Another reason this is important for us tactically is the only thing stopping the Democrats from scuttling Joe Biden and dumping him at the convention is Joe Biden. No one has been able to convince him he's doing a terrible job. That's why clips like this are important. This was Van Jones on a left wing cable news, CNN. Whatever it is, doesn't even matter. Here's Van Jones trying to get through to Biden. This guy's like a big Obama mouthpiece, by the way. This is him and Axelrod speaking for Obama. Make no mistake, trying to get through to Biden that you can't possibly win. Dude, you're getting crushed. Check this out.

We just do not have a pathway for young people to be able to pay off their student debt. Get a house.

People are looking at this AI wave and are worried about what job, what crime, career path. And so that pain has to be spoken to directly and specifically. And I think that we're not yet feeling, hearing a full throated approach to the young people. There's a symbolic piece around student loans that's not going to be enough for Joe Biden.

Now, I'm going to let you in on some inside baseball here, okay? That guy and Axelrod are practically speaking for Obama. Obama wants Biden now. No, he doesn't, Dan. He's doing fundraisers for him. He's doing fundraisers for him because he has no choice at this point because Biden won't leave and he's the president. Trust me, they want this guy out. Him. Axelrod and Carville are going to get louder and louder. The three Musketeers of Carville's a Clinton guy, of Van Jones and Axelrod, they call them Axe are Obama mouthpieces.

Make no mistake, the Clinton orbit and the Obama orbit absolutely wants this guy out. If there are any Democrats watching and you still are subscribing to the bizarre Joe Biden theory that all the polls are wrong. Yeah, they may be, and it's even worse for you. Here's Tom Bevin at real clear politics.

Apparently, Joe Scarborough at NBC said those New York Times polls have slanted towards Trump. Really, bro? Do you even look at the data?

Bevin notes, that's flatly untrue. The final New York Times polls in 2020 overestimated Biden's support in every swing state by an average of nearly 5%.

Their final poll in Wisconsin, Evita's home state, was Biden plus eleven.

Look at the chart, folks, right there. Just look at the data.

What does that say to you? Don't get cocky. Don't underestimate Biden. Don't underestimate the Democrats ability to cheat. But if you're sitting there as a Democrat telling yourself, oh, the polls have been wrong and we don't have to worry about any of this stuff, and we're going to be a ok. You are absolutely full of shit and you don't believe you have vaccinated the facts. The numbers are right there.

The polls have been wrong. They've been wrong in Biden's favor, not ours.

Folks. The media is going to do their best, though, to alter the course of this election. I know you already know that. And that's why I'm, again, being candid with you. I'm a little concerned about the debates, not that Trump is going to win. I don't underestimate Donald Trump's debating ability either. He's hilarious in debates and he's a total showman. And that's what you need on the stage. It's a performance more than anything. But don't underestimate these people. They've got a body of people in entertainment and the media out there dedicated full time to protecting this insanity. In the White House, there was this. Nellie Bowles has a book out. She used to be at the New York Times. I think she has a book out. And in there. The excerpt in this book about the New York Times Slack channel is insane, showing you how just crazy these people are.

Do you know what a Slack channel is? It's like kind of an internal micro blog where employees of a company can talk to each other. So she's talking about what the New York Times people internally talk. Here's an excerpt from the book where she's talking about the Wuhan lab. There was this guy Todd in the Slack channel reminding everyone that COVID, that the COVID might come from a lab, that that was a conspiracy theory. She notes sarcastically, he was the authority on these things. Folks, the disinformation coming out in this election from the left to protect Biden is going to be like nothing you've ever seen. I know you think, oh, there's no way we're not going to go back there again. We're going to be hip to it. Yeah, maybe, maybe. But it is going to come fast and furious and you need to be ready. And I'm absolutely sure all of these agencies I just described to you to have been corrupted are going to use every piece of bureaucratic power to feed misinformation into the pipeline, too.

All right, this is my hierarchy debate I haven't done in a long time. You know, we have specific blocks we do in the show. And one of the evergreen narratives in the show, I really hope you tattoo on your cerebral cortex is dump the idea that liberals are hypocrites.

They are. But they don't care about that.

Liberals care about hierarchy. You understand that when Soviets and communists put people up against the wall and killed them, they really didn't care that the soviet leaders got rich and basically stole people's money while claiming not to care about money. Hierarchy, to them is all that matters. I say that because it's important tactically dealing with them that you understand that appeals to the courts and reason are not going to work. You have to take power.

I got a couple stories to show you that they're important. Post millennial, pro like, pro life activist Lauren Hardy, sentenced to four years and nine months in prison for protesting in front of an abortion clinic. So just to be clear, folks terrorizing a Supreme Court justice outside of their house. No jail time for you.

You know, tearing up stores and outlets and beating the shit out of people in an antifa BLM riot. That's okay.

Calling for the death of the Jews on a college campus. You get a promotion, probably get an extra dual degree, maybe an honorary one, protesting the extermination of life in the womb. Five years in the clink for you.

It's hypocrisy. No, it's not.

They're in charge.

The left you're not abusing. Power is their thing.

They're not being hypocrites at all. In their minds, we have power, and this is what we do.

Here's another gem I saw yesterday. It was supposed to be part of yesterday's show, but I was running a little late. I went on with the story a little bit.

Do you see this Washington Times story from a while back? Remember when the left loved, loved, loved segregation? Segregation was back. Now can we take a poll in the room? Anybody here thinks segregation racially is a good idea?

That's a big no. That's a big no. Over four. Segregation's a really bad idea. A part of american history we're all kind of glad to leave behind. Not the lefties. Washington Times. This was from a little back. A little bit back. Colleges expand segregated graduation ceremonies. I love segregation. It's back again.

Why am I bringing this up? Because I'm going through some news stories the other day and I see this Axio story, and now the same left that loves segregation is upset that schools are racially segregated. I thought that's what they love. Axios. School segregation surges 70 years after brown ruling.

They note that. And I want you to look at the states where schools have.

This is not de jure segregation, where just some schools are largely white, some are black and hispanic. I want you to notice where the majority of these places are.

California has intensely segregated schools. Maryland, New Mexico, Nevada and Texas. So we note that most of those states have a liberal blend or a blue lean, including California and Maryland. Why is that? Because they hate school choice. Where black and hispanic parents could go to schools where a lot of white students attend. That may or may not be better, but they don't like that. They only like segregation and college ceremonies and stuff like that. These people have segregated dorms. Segregated. They got segregated safe space areas as well. Folks, these people are full of shit. But you understand how it ties into the abortion.

They don't.

Appealing to their hypocrisy is irrelevant. You've got to get them out of power, because they don't care about looking like hypocrites. We go back to that Wall Street Journal piece by Riley. I put this in just to show you how insane this whole thing is.

Jason Riley is a great piece in the Wall Street Journal in case any of you think that this over or underperformance, and I know you don't, but there are some people out there who want to attribute it to race. It's nonsense.

Riley notes some of the best public schools in the country. A majority of the students are black and hispanic. Do you know that?

Which is also true of some of the worst public schools in the country.

Clearly, the defining feature of a successful school is in its racial makeup.

Yet education policy continues to emphasize racial balance in the classroom.

Just get these kids in education, man. It's got nothing to do with race. Just get them a freaking education. But the left can't get this stuff out of their head.

But everything is racist to them, folks. Everything you see last night. Caitlin Clark. Caitlin Clark is a very, very popular college female basketball player. She happens to be white. Nobody gives a shit about that except the race baiters everywhere. She has brought an incredible amount of attention into the WNBA. She's a hugely talented basketball player. Let's be honest, folks. Nobody watched the WNBA. The league was dying. There was nobody there. You go to these games that almost never sell outs, even the finals. Nobody watches his stuff. Nobody cared about the WNBA. You got this super talented player. She comes in, I guarantee you, last night's ratings. She opened up. It was. She's on the Indiana fever. They played, I think, the Connecticut Suns.

I'm going to guarantee you. Guarantee you. The ratings for that game were a multiple, a geometrically higher multiple than they've ever had before, including their finals. But, of course, there's a Catholic out there, WNBA star foolishly claims people like Caitlin Clark, they like her because she's white.

The whole liberal attitude, man.

This is it. This is all these people are about. Race, race, race. You got these WNBA athletes who are going to make a fortune because people finally want to watch them, and they will cut off their nose to spite their face. They don't care. They'd rather make this thing a race thing, completely invented out of whole cloth. They would rather the league be destroyed than a woman who happens to be a white basketball player come in and bring attention. It's the most insane, destructive thing I've ever seen. This is what you're dealing with from today. And everything is racist.

Folks, thanks so much for tuning in. And again, who's coming with us, folks in the chat? You're going to watch us on election night. We're planning the show. We got big things planned. It's going to be me and Evita. We'll be with you all night. Key and Tony and Justin. We're going to put together a bunch of elements and packages. Going to be a great looking show. We're going to be doing it from the Rumble studio in Washington, DC. I'm really excited about this show. I'll keep you updated on some other stuff we're working on, too. But we would love to have you guys there. We're going to try to blow it up that night. We're going to show you something you've never seen before. We're going to show you we, we can compete with cable news even without a fraction of the budget. We're going to bring you a better show. I promise you. Thanks a lot. See you on the radio show in a little bit. And please download the rumble app and join us every day at 11:00 a.m. For the live show Rumble combino. Really appreciate it. See you back here in a little bit. You just heard the Dan Bongino show.

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