Travis Hitting Dingers, The One Play Jason Wants Back & Buying The Eagles | Ep 94

Primary Topic

This episode explores Travis Kelce's achievements in sports and ventures outside of football, including a humorous segment on attempting to buy the Philadelphia Eagles.

Episode Summary

In this lively episode, hosts Travis and Jason Kelce discuss Travis's recent win at a celebrity softball event, his desire to "buy the Eagles," and their venture into owning a part of a beer brand. The brothers also reflect on various nostalgic moments, ranging from award nominations to favorite childhood cartoons, giving the episode a relaxed, conversational vibe. The discussion also veers into fantasy football tips and ends with a humorous deliberation on whether major league baseball players could succeed in the NFL, reflecting their deep connection to sports across the board.

Main Takeaways

  1. Travis Kelce excels in a celebrity softball game, showcasing his diverse athletic skills.
  2. The Kelce brothers humorously entertain the idea of buying the Philadelphia Eagles.
  3. They delve into nostalgia, discussing their favorite cartoons and memories, which adds a personal touch to their sports-focused dialogue.
  4. The episode touches on entrepreneurial ventures, specifically their partial ownership of a beer brand.
  5. There is a debate about athletes' abilities to cross into different sports, sparking interesting discussions on sports dynamics.

Episode Chapters

1: Opening Remarks

The episode starts with the hosts discussing Travis's softball achievements and a playful banter about buying the Eagles. The casual and humorous tone sets the stage for the rest of the episode.

  • Travis Kelce: "Just won the home run derby, now let's buy the Eagles!"
  • Jason Kelce: "If we're buying, I'm in, but do we have that kind of money?"

2: Nostalgia Segment

Travis and Jason reminisce about their favorite cartoons and memories from their youth, connecting their current experiences to childhood.

  • Travis Kelce: "Remember those days watching Dexter's Laboratory?"
  • Jason Kelce: "Those were the best, simple times!"

3: Business Ventures

The discussion transitions to their business endeavors, specifically their involvement in a beer brand, reflecting on the process and their personal connection to the product.

  • Travis Kelce: "We're part owners of a beer brand now, feels good to dive into this."
  • Jason Kelce: "Beer that tastes like beer, that's our motto!"

4: Sports Cross-Over Debate

The brothers debate whether athletes from one sport could succeed in another, specifically MLB players in the NFL, providing insights into sports adaptability.

  • Travis Kelce: "You think LeBron could play tight end in the NFL?"
  • Jason Kelce: "Athletes are athletes, but it's a different game."

Actionable Advice

  • Explore Different Sports: Try out different sports to understand and appreciate the unique skills each one requires.
  • Nurture Nostalgia: Reconnect with the past to maintain a sense of continuity and identity.
  • Consider Entrepreneurship: Look into starting a small venture or partnership in an area you're passionate about.
  • Engage in Healthy Debates: Use discussions to challenge and expand your views, especially in areas like sports.
  • Support Local Teams and Ventures: Whether it's a local beer brand or a sports team, your support can make a big difference.

About This Episode

92%ers we are back with another episode of New Heights sponsored by Crown Royal!

In this episode, we’ve got Travis’ reaction to an incredible award nomination, our "official rankings" of Disney Channel Original movies, and we all might owe Jason an apology after the latest update in the great foot-washing debate of 2024.

We’ve also got a home run derby recap, a look at just how close Travis came to the majors, and an incredible story about his days on the mound at Heights High.

Finally, we’ve got an update from the Chiefs mini-camp, try and figure out if we’re too broke to buy the Eagles, and Jason breaks down the one play he wishes he could do over.

If you are a kid, please vote for Travis below. If you are not a kid, please disregard. https://www.nick.com/kids-choice-awards/vote/favorite-male-sports-star.

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Transcript

Travis Kelce
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Jason Kelce
It's the best thing ever. Who doesn't love the podcast? This is my full time job now, Travis, I don't know if you know that. I know you're still working hard and running routes. Just play golf and talk to you.

And I'm making more money than I ever did play.

Travis Kelce
Welcome back to new heights, presented by Wave Sports Entertainment and brought to you by Crown Royal. When you live generously, life. Yeah. Treat you royally. How about that?

Shout out to Crown Royal. And we are your hosts. I'm Travis Kelly. My big brother, Jason Kelsey with the cool underdog hat on. And that's rather jazzy.

Jason Kelce
Thanks, man. Hoodie you got on there. I like both. I like your get up today, Jason. Oh, thanks.

I don't hear that from you very often. Subscribe on YouTube and wherever you get your podcast and follow the show on all social media. That new heights show with one s. Also, we got the official fan club at new heights show.com. also with one s.

Travis Kelce
Jason, let the fake loan know. Yes. Yes, we do. All right, we got another great episode for you. 92% or swifties?

Jason Kelce
Whoever's tuning in these days, we're gonna talk about Travis hitting some dingers in Cleveland. All right. And maybe us trying to buy the eagles. What? Probably it's a steep price.

I don't even know. It just is in the rundown. I think, in turn, Brandon wants us to say that we're gonna buy the Eagles, but we can't afford the Eagles, so. Nor. Yeah, what you about saying you don't want to buy the Eagles?

What were you about to say? Nor do you want to buy the Eagles? No, I didn't say that. You were. You said nor.

Travis Kelce
Nor do I think they'd sell the team to us. Well, that's 100% true. Why would they. Why would they sell the tummy sense? All right, but first, as always, new news.

New news coming in. All right, now, kids choice awards. Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey are nominated for a kid's choice award. You guys are up for favorite male sports star of the year. Wow.

All right. Nice, man. That is a. That's pretty cool. That's a category, I'll tell you, I'll be a part of that nominee.

Jason Kelce
This is. This is similar to the Oscar for. For best lead actor. That Roberto Medini one. And Travis, you're up for it.

Travis Kelce
Yep. All right, well, who's. Who all's in there is me, Pat, and who else? You guys, Patrick Moses, Travis Kelsey, are facing off against Cristiano Ronaldo, LeBron James, Lionel Messi, and Stefan Kirk. Hmm.

Interesting. That would. That's an incredible list. This is insane. I mean, saying that my name's even in there.

Jason Kelce
Pretty cool. Dude, you're in the same award nomination as Lionel Messi, the greatest soccer player this decade. The greatest that's ever played. Cristiano Ronaldo, the greatest soccer player of this decade. There you go.

Lebron James. I think he plays basketball. Yeah, I'm pretty sure him and Steph Curry, both Stephen, Steph Curry, think they both like the top of their game. Just goes to show you how, you know, impactful the NFL is. I think Pat Mahomes is right up there.

Yeah, no, it makes sense that both you and Pat are in this. The more I think about it. I mean, dude, you guys have won two of the last two Super Bowls. Yeah. Three in the last five.

You're. You're. You're going for a third one in a row. Yeah. And in the sport of football, that's pretty ridiculous.

And I think. I think the more I think about it, it makes sense. My one question is, you can vote at this link. I'm not going to say the whole thing is. It's a long link, but you can vote here.

It's the kids choice award. Are they vetting to make sure that kids are only voting on this? How do they do that? You got the wrong guy. No vetting.

So anybody so it's not the kids choice awards. Just the choice awards. No, it's Nickelodeon. So it's kids. Yeah, but how do they know if it's kid?

I mean, let's be honest. Most of the people voting in this might not be kids. Well, they probably are kids. I mean, dude, if it's kids, you're winning this by a fucking landslide. You think so?

Travis Kelce
You think I got the kids fun? I'm just letting you know my demographic, when I used to go outside, used to be fat, hairy guys that used to be who, like, if I was out in public, was gonna stop me and say, hey, I like you, Jason, Kelsey, football guys, fat hair guys. Now I go out in public routinely, 14 year old little girls, that is like, where my bread and butter is at. Twelve to 14 year old little girls are like, oh, my God, you're the brother of the Travis dating Taylor Swift. So I don't think there's a chance in hell that you're not winning this award if it's truly chosen by children.

Nice, man. Might as well just give you the award right now. I'll make sure I keep influencing the kids to do the right things in this world. Let's just keep doing that. SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick star will host the event live on Saturday, July 13.

Jason Kelce
Yeah. Were you ever a big SpongeBob guy? No. You were, though. No, I.

What are you talking about? You used to watch it all the time. I hated it when you watched it. I did not watch SpongeBob squarepants. It was that and Dragon Ball Z.

I was just like, I definitely watch. Dragon Ball Z. I gotta go outside. I did not watch SpongeBob like that. You are completely ridiculous.

Travis Kelce
Then what other one was it? I watched Cartoon Network in general. SpongeBob. Oh, Dexter's laboratory. That's.

Jason Kelce
Dexter's laboratory was a big one. Ed. Ed and Eddie. That was decent. That was stupid enough to where I could enjoy it.

Travis Kelce
Silly enough. I'll say. I'll say silly enough. It wasn't stupid. Johnny Bravo.

Jason Kelce
You like Johnny Bravo? Yeah, I like Johnny. I could watch Johnny. He didn't talk much. SpongeBob is a great show.

I just. I think it was a little bit late for when we were kids. It was just like a tick. Like, it wasn't terrible, but I didn't, like, fall in love with it the way I fell in love with Doug. And, hey, Arnold.

Travis Kelce
And Doug was great. Hey, Arnold. Average. What were the Disney ones? The rocket.

Yeah, rocket, power, rocket. I was in on those for sure. What was he? I was with rocket power. What was better, the Disney cartoons or the Disney like, just like films like Brink and Johnny tsunami.

Dude, those were so good. What's your favorite Disney era? Luck of the irish movie. The ones that just came out on Disney. Because I'm pretty sure Brink didn't, like, hit theaters.

Jason Kelce
Yeah, that's what I mean. The ones that were just like straight to Disney Channel movies. Gosh, it's such a good one. I'd have to see a list I really liked. Brink break was so good.

Travis Kelce
We were big time rollerbladers in the Kelsey household. Hocus pocus was great. Ooh, hocus pocus. That was a good one. Top ten.

Jason Kelce
Here we go. Top ten. Number one. Smart house. Smart house wasn't bad.

Travis Kelce
Smart house was so good. Xenon girl of the 21st century. Next. Halloweentown. Good movie.

Halloween town. I think that's the one I'm thinking of, actually. Take the. You could take the. Yeah, that was kind of like that one.

Jason Kelce
Low key, more than hocus pocus. Even though his focus. Pocus had a better movie. Yeah, but that one timed up with our childhood a little bit more. I feel like hocus Pocus had the, uh, the three witches in it, right?

It did, yeah. All right. One that was in section the city, the, the older one, and then the, the other one. Luckily, the irish, very underrated movie. I've watched it again.

Travis Kelce
It's, it's still slaps. Still slaps. Land of the Erie. So he fools him at the end of the day. And being from Cleveland.

Oh, dude, what is that one called? Alley cats. Alley cats. I don't remember that one. The bowling one, man.

That was a good one. Johnny Tsunami. Eleven. This list is fucking. I just saw what it put.

Jason Kelce
Head of Johnny Tsunami. And they are missing the mark. Even Stevens movie. What a great show. That Stevens.

Travis Kelce
I was going to say, if we're talking movies, there's that. But if their shows. I always wanted to be the older brother and even Stevens. There's an older brother and even Stevens. Yeah, he's the sports.

No, he's like the sports God. He plays every single sport and they have like a banner of them in the gym and he still goes there. And he played. He played more than three sports. And I always wanted to do that.

Jason Kelce
Yeah. So that's pretty much it. All these other movies are terrible. This is tough critic. I'm sticking with brink.

Travis Kelce
I'm with you. I think Brink was probably one of my favorite. For sure. For sure. Yeah.

Jason Kelce
So you're going to win the award. This is great. You all can vote at this link right here. Yeah.

What do you get if you win? I. Dude, I didn't even know this was an award. Well, it's only the most prestigious athlete award that there is. It's kids choice, chosen by non kids.

What else could you want in life? That's a good point. What else could you want besides a meaningless competition that Nickelodeon had invented to get people to click these links and go to their websites?

Travis Kelce
So. It's so real. It's so real.

Now the fuck did I get on the list? Dude, you're gonna win. That's my favorite part. Shout out to the kids. Shout out to LeBron James, Steph Curry and Papa homes.

Jason Kelce
Let's go. And our two soccer friends, Lionel Messi and Christiana, who I haven't met, but I'm gonna call you my friends because I respect you guys's craft beer bowl submissions. You guys stepped it up last week and decided to send some great videos. Thank you. We got tired of listening to interbrand and Jets J complain.

We have around 400 submissions. Wow. Nice. Here are some of our favorites so far. Team doped up horses.

Let's watch this one. Hello, new heights. We are Chris and Sarah, a happily married new Cleveland fun loving couple from Delaware. We love our Philadelphia sports teams. Go, birds.

We met 15 years ago playing beer pong and have been drinking partners and partners in life ever since. Fuck you. We are team doped. Well, there she is. Climbing a pole.

Yes. I love this.

Committing to the bit.

That's a great shot. It's clear. Talent one. One flow. Oh.

Travis Kelce
Tornado chug. Tornado chug.

Jason Kelce
Quarters. Good. Look at this. Quarters is a real talent. Look at these two hungry dogs and doped up horses.

Run faster. Damn. That's pretty good. Fantastic. Good.

Travis Kelce
I'm not gonna lie that they're in. The only thing I don't like is team doped up. They. They missed a golden opportunity. Just be this.

Jason Kelce
The secretariats. But I think they're definitely in. This is gonna be a great team. Love them. Second team up, the booze brothers.

Clearly riffing on a the Blues brothers. Which is another Ed. Kelsey. Kelsey. Class.

Travis Kelce
Yeah. Jason, Travis. The 92 percenters were the booze brothers. Look at their sideburns. They got some hit.

Jason Kelce
Oh, they're. They're looking the part trap. We're on a mission from. Look like John given Belushi. Or to raise money for the penguins and help save the orphanage.

106 miles from Seattle aisle. We have a full tank of gas. A half case of beer, and we're wearing sunglasses.

I'm digging these guys.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Love this. God, these guys are bringing it. Oh, catch. Chug. Pour.

Well done, booze brothers.

They made that look light. Work. I'm loving it. Great theme, great commitment to the bit. You can tell they're gonna be a lot of fun.

That's what we want. We want fun. We want people that are gonna have fun. Drink some beers, enjoy the beach. We're looking for.

So we're looking team. Doped up horses. The booze brothers. Welcome. Welcome to the beer bowl.

Yeah, you still have until Friday, June 15, to get your submissions in. So, yeah, if you want to get in and have a chance at winning $50,000, winning the prestigious golden new Heights cup, do more videos like that. Yeah, it's that easy. Well done. All righty.

Travis Kelce
Get creative, ladies and gentlemen, keeping this thing moving. The biggest new news that we've ever given you guys. What's that, Trevor? We own a beer brand. Well, we're officially part owners.

Jason Kelce
We don't own the whole thing, but we. It's a good point. Yeah, we're. We're part owners of a beer brand. And not just any old beer brand, just the most wonderfully tasting.

Am I allowed to show it? Yeah. Can I show it? Yeah, just go, like, a quick one. Oh, you're gonna have to.

Travis Kelce
You have to pause that one to catch that one. I don't think we're allowed to. It can only be on there for, like, half a second. I think those were the rules we. Own that we wanted to introduce to our 92 percenters that don't already know this beer, because it has been out for.

For a while now. It has been garage beer, Cincinnati favorite. It is called garage beer. Why did we do this? Why did we do this?

Jason Kelce
Why wouldn't we do this? I mean, we like beer. We love beer. So let's do beer. We love beer that tastes like beer.

Travis Kelce
Yeah. That isn't like, making, like, a fancy, like, slogan or, like, trying to, like, push you to, you know, have less calories and all that. No, we just. If you want. If you like good beer, there's a good beer.

Jason Kelce
We like beer that tastes like beer. Yeah. This is a beer that you keep in the garage. And if it's not in your garage, maybe just take it to your garage where you can bring out the table. Saw, because that's always safe.

One beer.

One beer is not gonna pull a finger off. I would advise not going overboard with. The table saw, but do not drink and saw, ladies and gentlemen. That is not a good combo. Let's say you just need to make one cut, and it's a simple cut.

Travis Kelce
Nope. No complexness to it. No, don't do it. All right. Let's avoid the beard around the saws.

Jason Kelce
If you're doing woodworking, let's avoid the beers. Let's postpone the beers. So after the wood cutting, cut the wood, then the beer and the beer. That's how it goes. If you don't believe us, which, frankly, I wouldn't.

Yeah, leave Albert. Yeah. Listen, because our goal, we know we're, we're in this. We want this beer to be enjoyed by the guys and people that, and women that drink beer, that enjoy beer. And I don't know there's anybody that enjoys beer more than my friend Albert.

Take a look at Albert here. Let's see it. Albert. Albert's a big keystone and Coors light guy, so it took him a lot to get him to try this beer out. Oh, my God.

That is very good. Look at how happy he has this guy. Went back for seconds. This is my favorite part. Listen, wait for this.

I'll drink the whole thing.

Albert, long time beer drinker. As you can see from the white hair on his beard, Albert is just a humble beer drinker, just like the rest of us. He, uh, he likes to take the tabs off of his beers and put them in his pocket so that he can tell when, uh, how many beers he had the next day. And, uh, I can't think of a better way to navigate a Saturday afternoon than by enjoying some garage beers. Keep tabs and track how many you drink.

Travis Kelce
Yeah. Because lord knows we can't count that high. Well, yeah, it's beer math. Yeah. So if you want to crack open a cold one, go ahead and find yourself a garage beer, ladies and gentlemen, and, uh, tell us what you think.

Tell us what you think, because I'm curious on how everybody else feels about it because I'm pretty, I'm pretty pumped up on it, to be honest. I love it. Listen, it tastes good. It's beer flavored beer made with quality ingredients, small batches. Brewed.

Jason Kelce
It is what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Don't take it from us. Yeah.

It's the working man's beer. Take it from us.

It's the tight end of beers.

It's not a receiver, dude. Tight ends are cheap. It's not a receiver. It's not, it's not a tackle. It's universal.

This thing blocks. It. This thing blocks. It catches, it throws touchdown passes every once in a while. Hey, now it can line out wide.

It can line in tight. Name a beer that can do all five of those. Yeah. There isn't one. Well, ladies and gentlemen, garage beer is officially a beer of the Kelsey household.

Travis Kelce
Everybody involved, seriously, we appreciate you guys letting us be a part of the brand. We're excited for it, and we think that you guys, the 92 percenters, should be excited, too. And let us know what you think. You're going to like it. You're going to like it so much, you're going to drink the whole thing.

Jason Kelce
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Travis Kelce
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Jason Kelce
Brandon's here. Yeah, we're leaving all of that in. I'm not even. No, no, you gotta cut it out. Don't.

People are gonna think I'm gonna cut it out. Please. No, I'm. No, they should know by now. They should know that I'm.

Travis Kelce
All right, headphones off, Travis. Bye. We're gonna go. Kyrie Irving, less points. Three bounce and assists.

And Jalen Brown, more points. 21 and a half, that is. I feel like it's going to happen in game three, but we'll find out. Let me get the guys back. That was quick.

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Jason Kelce
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The best gift has been in the freezer IO all along. Get the gift all dads want with uncrustables. Jason would you be good with getting some pillowy, soft uncrustables for Father's Day? Absolutely. I think it would probably be the best gift I've ever gotten.

I would love nothing more than some of those doughy crimped sandwiches. Oh, right on my front door. All right. Uncrustables are really one of the best golf snacks, too. Just throw it in the bag, and by the time you hit the back nine, it's all thawed and ready to go.

Crustibles are the best part of the sandwich. They're not just for kids. The whole family can enjoy them. Find them in the freezer section at your local grocery store. All righty, 92 percenters.

As you are aware, we've teamed up with Crown Royal to recognize the 92 percenters taking their communities to new heights. We're talking teachers, coaches, first responders, nurses, sanitation workers, basically anybody over the age of 21 who you think is taking their community to new heights. We'll actually be crowning another winner at the end of this episode. If you still want to submit a nomination, just send their name, a photo to new heightshowmail.com with why they should be nominated. Make sure to include their date of birth, social account, and mailing address.

They must be 21 plus ten. Or help us raise a glass to all those royal 92 percenters helping take their communities to new heights, because Crown Royal believes that when you live generously, life will treat you royally. All right, now let's get to some fan mentions of the week. What do we got, Trav? The nation is still talking about Jason's hygiene.

Travis Kelce
Oh, no, not Jason's hygiene. A dermatologist has officially weighed in from morning on merit street show. Morning on merit. Okay, what did they say? What do you say?

I see it. Or he or she. Jason Kelsey's statements, true or false? Should we only be washing hot spots or are our feet part of a routine? Well, first of all, thank you for having me here.

Jason Kelce
I was, as I was showering this. Morning, I looked down and I thought. Am I going to wash my feet this morning? And, yes, I absolutely did wash my feet. However, Jason Kelsey, you are actually correct.

You don't always have to wash every. Part of your body. And, no, I'm not actually supported or funded by big soap Jason as well. I'm with you. All right.

Travis Kelce
Yeah. Well, I think that's a win. It's exactly where I was before I watched the video. I think that Travis is not moved. It's all the same.

It's all the same. It's your preference is what he said if you want to have. But he did say non. I just want to be clear. He did.

Jason Kelce
I want to say verbatim. At one point he said, jason Kelsey is correct. He did. I think that happened in the video. Didn't hear any other than that.

Travis Kelce
That's what I heard. I think I just didn't need to listen to doctor Furberg after anything else after that. I think. I don't believe that Doctor Forburg said, he said he washed his feet. I don't believe him.

Jason Kelce
I think he just said that because he was on national television and he's afraid of being shamed. I do believe that he believe, I do believe that he admitted that I'm correct and that you don't need to wash vigorously every single inch. You don't have to even wash your ass. There's people out here that don't do it. No, you do need to.

Travis Kelce
It is what it is. Nope. No, it's a hot spot. Whatever floats your boat finds remote. Yeah.

Jason Kelce
That's how you get, that's how you get jungle rot. Not washing your butt. That's how you get. That's true, but some people are. Need to wash your taint.

Travis Kelce
You need to, you need to watch. You need to. But if you're not, don't feel weird about it. Just do your thing. No, wash it.

Jason Kelce
Wash your ass with soap. But outside of that, there's no need for it. I'm just like, if you want to wash it, you can. Your skin will be more unhealthy, but you can tell everybody, look at how clean I am. I just washed my feet and everything else, and I'm the cleanest person alive.

And your skin will be more unhealthy and you'll be doing yourself a negative, but at least you'll be able to tell everybody what a clean person you are. And then you'll be saved in public situations from having to admit that, uh, you like to do things that are actually healthy for you and that you just succumb to peer pressure because you don't want to be called dirty, which I don't give a fuck about. Cause I know what's better for my skin. Got it. Out of the house.

Let's move on. Out of the house. Travis went back to Cleveland to hit some dangers. Two one, six, baby. Some danger.

He stopped by David and Joku stopped by David and Joku's celebrity softball game and faced off against fellow Ohio native and former teammate Kareem Hunt in the home run derby. Who would have thought Cleveland's finest would have been out there. Hidden dangers. Travis won the home run derby, eleven to ten over. Don't tell me.

Warrensville Heights native Kareem hunt. Close. It was a w. Willoughby south. Oh, he went to will be south.

Other went to Warrensville. Okay. Willoughby south native cream hunt. When's the last time you swung a bat trap? I'll tell you what.

Travis Kelce
The last time I swung a bat, like, well, obviously, I play in. I played in, like, celebrity softball games before, but I actually got in the cage against John Lester right before COVID Like, actually, John Lester. John Lester. Cy Young winner. John Lester got the cage out with two first names.

You can trust them to win your super. Super bowl. You can trust him to win you a World Series. Fair enough. Fair enough.

He was throwing a complete game in the cage against what looked like some guys, like, that were. That were making their way onto the team or, like, kind of like triple aaa guys trying to make the team in. In spring training. Okay. Yeah, they said that I could get in there if I wanted to and get in a bat, and I was like, what?

Do you kidding me? Not just like him. Throw me a fastball. Like, actually. Like, he's working on his pitches nice.

And he's working on his, like, endurance and everything to get ready for the season. Like, he's actually playing. He's throwing in an actual game. Right. I didn't even see the first ball go past me.

And this is. Yeah, so it was. It was. I mean. And then I started to lock in the second fastball went by.

Completely missed it. Strike. Strike two. Threw me a curveball. Didn't get over the plate.

Got lucky with that one. Threw me a cutter. The next, I'm thinking, still got to be off pitch or off pitch. Right? Threw me a cutter.

Foul tipped it. Foul tip. File tip. Hey, got a piece of it. File tip.

Yep. Felt like. That's big. It was. Yeah, it was.

I was thinking. I was thinking. I'm on it now. Yeah. He didn't let me get fucking bad on the ball.

I'm on it now. Cutter again. Swung right over the top.

Five pitches back to the dugout. See you later. Beat it. Yeah. Said, hey, thank you, mister Lester, for appreciate the opportunity with this memory that I'll have forever.

Thank you. So that was really the last time I had a bat in my hand, and then. Yeah, I mean, there's nothing easier than hitting a softball, so I just. Hitting those things out of the park, baby. Well, you say that, but I don't.

Jason Kelce
I tried a home run derby did not fair. Nearly this well. Eleven home runs, a lot of home runs. How many outs did you get? Ten.

Travis Kelce
No, they did it with time, so I got 30 seconds. You hit eleven home runs in 30 seconds? Yeah, 30 and then a timeout. So it was a minute. So 30 and 30?

Yeah. Dude, that's a lot of home runs in a minute. Well done. It was fun, man. It was fun.

And chief and Joku doing some great stuff around the. The Cleveland area. Obviously, the tight end for the Cleveland Browns. Love that. Absolutely killed it.

Last year, he's been. He's been, you know, slowly becoming one of the top premier tight ends in the league. And last year. Last year, him and him, Joey Flacco, man, they were connecting all over the field for some big time, big time touchdowns, a big time gains, and it was just really fun to see him take off last year and to just take his game to the next level. He's a good player.

Jason Kelce
Very good player. So shout out to David and everybody that was involved. There were a lot of Cleveland ties that were running the. The entire softball game, and, you know, I'm just. I'm appreciative that I got the invite.

Travis Kelce
You know, it's always good to get back in front of Cleveland. Well, they gave you a big ass trophy here for winning the home and derby. Big ass trophy. Very nice. Very nice trophy.

Jason Kelce
You also, at one point, had a trident. What? The. Yes. This.

Travis Kelce
Yes. So, in the actual game, the Lake Erie captains. The Lake Erie captains, uh, what do you call it? Mascot? I I'm not quite sure what it is.

I don't think there was a mascot back when I was going to the games. Yeah. I see the mascot in the background of this photo. Yeah. It looks kind of like a seagull.

Yeah, I think it's. I think it's a play on, uh, like, they're the captains of the sea and, like, that Zeus type deal, because isn't Zeus, like, zeus is the sea? No, Poseidon is the guy. Poseidon, but Poseidon is not a black seagull. Yeah, you're right.

I have no idea what the situation is. Okay, perfect. Okay, awesome. Just asking questions. I mean, it's cool looking.

Jason Kelce
Trident. Yeah. And I. He handed it to me when I hit a home run in the actual game. He handed it to me as I was rounding third.

Can we talk about you as a baseball player for a second? A lot of people don't know this, but Travis was a very skilled multiathlete. Everybody knows about your basketball playing ability. Talked about that on the show and how you had offers to play at multiple universities, basketball and college. But what people don't know is that you are very talented baseball player.

And the new heights team has dug up an old article from the athletic that actually went into detail in your baseball era that had some great quotes. So we're going to say them right now on. Travis is a major league Baseball prospect, per coach Michael Bricker. Who the hell is Michael Bricker? Can you tell us that, Travis?

Travis Kelce
Yes. Michael Bricker was my, um, he was the head coach for the champions. This is the wooden bat league you did in college? In, in my college years, when I got suspended, I wanted to keep the competitive juices going, so I. That, and I didn't know if I was going to play football again, so I was like, well, maybe plan b is baseball.

I could really swing the bat. Well, you did the wooden bat league having not played baseball in two years. And coach Michael Bricker said Kelsey could have been another Kirk Gibson had he stayed in baseball. It's pretty cool. It's a hell of a quote right there.

Jason Kelce
Kirk Gibson could have been a good receiver, tight end type guy. I think they both chose good career paths. Okay, great. You're right on that one. Coach Michael Bricker, can majorly baseball players play in the NFL?

Absolutely not. Do you want to weigh in on this? Is that necessary? I think so, yes. Travis.

Travis Kelce
Dude, athletes are athletes that don't look at baseball players like they're all fucking Babe Ruth. Okay? Just out of shape fucking guy. I promise you, Jason, walk up to Aaron Judge and you tell me whether or not he'd be able to play football. I don't need to walk up to him.

Jason Kelce
He ain't playing football.

Travis Kelce
Dude, I know so many guys that played base that were really good at baseball that also played football. Yeah, I agree. There are a lot of football players that are also good at baseball. But there's no baseball players that could play in the NFL. No, I just don't think there's a chance.

Jason Kelce
Why? What do you think? What do you think is the big reason? Not tough enough? I mean, that's one part of it.

Travis Kelce
Bo Jackson, Deion Sanders, ever. Either one of those two come to mind? Yeah, they were football players that could play baseball. I'm not negating that NFL players couldn't play in major League Baseball, but what's. The difference between their skill set in baseball with.

I don't. I just. I mean, maybe Kenny Lofton. Dude, if you never got Tommy John, you could have played in MLB again. Football players could play major League Baseball.

Jason Kelce
You're. I'm not negating. Maybe that's just a path that they wanted to. They didn't like base football. Maybe they didn't like it.

That's kind of why I'm saying they would never be able to play. If I would have stopped playing football at that point and I would have just started playing baseball because it was the easier path for me. Would you be saying that I can't. I couldn't play football? I see what you're saying.

No, it's. It's. It's a great argument and it's a fair argument. I do think that there are some major league baseball players that potentially could have played in the NFL. Dude, you're trying to tell me right now that Randy Johnson couldn't have been a good quarterback?

Yeah, maybe. I mean, through sidearm, so it might have come out a little funky, but. No, dude, it was just a whip. That thing was just. It was just.

Travis Kelce
It was. Yeah, he's through side arm a little bit. He threw a little sidearm. He was pretty skinny, though. The big unit was.

Jason Kelce
Lot of. Lot of dick and bones. Wasn't a lot of meat.

He was ribs and dick.

Travis Kelce
We gotta get that guy some food, man. Yeah. Ellie de la Cruz, dude, do you catch? Just go and type in Ellie della Cruz highlights. All right, listen, you've talked me into it.

Jason Kelce
I'll watch. Ellie de la Cruz. Dude, he's. He's like the biggest, fastest, like, just fearless dude I've seen on the baseball field. He's six 5200 pounds.

Travis. Dude, I'm telling you, just watch him. Is he playing receipt? What's he playing in six five? Definitely playing receiver.

He's that fast? Dude, he is flying. He's flying. He's flying like, it looks like he's as fast as Deon Sanders running around the bases. That's fair.

I will take back my statement. There are definitely major league baseball players that can play in the NFL. I just think if we're making a. Blanket statement, that was a bold statement. Deon Sanders was really, really fast.

Travis Kelce
I don't know if he's that fast, but he is fucking flying. Dude, I believe you. There's been some really fast baseball players. Oh, my gosh. Big boy flew fielders.

Prince Fielder. Prince Fielders. Going to play in the NFL. He's got nose guard. I don't know, dude.

Jason Kelce
He could move. Talking boy could move. Yep. I don't know where we're going with this. Back to Travis.

Was there ever a point where you almost pursued baseball instead of other sports. We've talked about this. Yeah, we just talked about that. Yeah. It was always something in the back of my mind that I knew, like, I had a chance at if I, like, wanted to give it a run.

Travis Kelce
You know, I think my size and my, like, athleticism, as well as the fact that I could throw a. Throw a baseball. I could track a track of baseball in the outfield. Like, I felt like I would. I would always get a chance.

So it was always in the back of my mind that I had that as, like, a plan b, which is why I tried to, you know, play in 2010 when I got kicked out of school or when I got kicked off the team for a little bit. I was always just kind of, like, keeping that alive, in a sense. Sure. It was just. It's.

Baseball is such a slow game to me, and I really, really enjoyed baseball. When I had a fun team to be around, when I had good guys and, like, some of the all star teams that I was on, just, it. I couldn't find just the love for the game like I had in basketball or I had in football or even in hockey and lacrosse. I just knew that it was. It was fun with the teams that I had been on and that I had a chance, or at least I had interest from scouts and colleges that.

That were looking at me to play. So he was like, all right, this is. This is an option if I want to go there. But for the most part, I just. I've always loved other sports more.

But I will say this. In playoff baseball, who. Sign me up, I'll buy a ticket right now. Let me ask you this. You've played all four major sports in the United States.

Jason Kelce
You grew up playing hockey. Yep. Grew up playing basketball. Yep. Grew up playing baseball, grew up playing football.

Travis Kelce
Yep. Of those four sports, which guys are your least favorite that you'd want to hang out with? God damn it, Jason, that is such an unfair question. It's a very fair question. It's so.

Jason Kelce
I don't know how that is an unfair question. From the road. From the road that I took the baseball players for sure. But at the same time, the baseball. Players.

Travis Kelce
Everywhere, every other sport, was just so much more team oriented. It wasn't just like, oh, my success on the baseball players were very themselves. The baseball players were very to themselves. I was a guy that I was like, man, I want to be on the team. I don't want to just come to practice.

Like, I want to hang out after practice and, like, just be around the guys and have some fun with my teammates. I want to build some chemistry. So when I step on the fucking diamond, I'm having fun with it, you know what I mean? And not a lot of guys in the baseball world were doing that. Now, I, I will say this.

I have a fuck ton of people in the baseball world that I've met in the MLB that I fucking love. They're awesome. I think the teams that have that kind of mentality, like the Phillies, like the Royals in 20, 1514 when they were going to World Series, I'm with you, like, getting to know Haas and, and Salvi and all those guys on those teams. Guthrie, you name it, man. Those guys really, like, cared about each other and love to be around each other in sports.

When you get that, that's, that's the love for sports that I have, you know? I mean, that's the shit that I'm looking for. Can you explain the phrase the legend of six six? What is this? I don't even know what this is.

I don't. Listen, I know exactly what it is. Can we move on? The legend of six six. Long story short, I didn't always play baseball in high school, I was ineligible my first two years.

Third year, I was trying my hardest to get my SAT scores to match my grade average in school so that I would be eligible to receive a scholarship in college. So I was, I was focused on that before I even went to the baseball team. But the, the head coach for the baseball team introduced me and didn't like, like how you introduce people on the show. Like, it was like he gave, like. The whole, like, pump up introduction.

He's six six. He's got a hell of an arm. It was just, it was funny and it was the way, it was the one way that, that kind of like, what is it called? Like, dehumanizing somebody or like, making them more like, basically I caught shit for that. Yeah.

Jason Kelce
Just made fun of you with the. Rest of the team. Yeah. So, and I'm not even six six. I'm six four and seven eighths.

Travis Kelce
So it was like, it was the legend of six six is like, oh, what I could have been or what. He gave, he gave you a Bill Braski speech. Bill Braski was five and O in bar fights. What was it? Bill Braski skit that the SNL used to do.

Dude, I forget. Bill Braski once drank an entire barrel of whiskey and then made out with Marilyn Monroe. That's the kind of speech he gave of Travis Kelsey. Yes. And I had yet to even play a high school baseball to that extent.

Really. So there's really no, like, fun legend of six six. It was just something that I got clown for because the. The coach introduced. The coach.

Used my fake height that we would put on the roster. Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing. I ever remember that. That's a great bit. I love that.

Jason Kelce
All right. Yeah. Now let's talk about this story about a high school game. In a game against rival Beachwood, I would not call beach with a wire rival, but in a game against Beechwood, Kelsey came in as the closer. Cleveland Heights was up by two runs.

But Kelsey was especially wild that day. The issue to three walks gave up a double. The bases were loaded in a tie game when Kelsey plunked the opposing battery. Dude, Knobloch, is this Evan Nablock giving. Yeah.

Travis Kelce
Evnabi. Yeah. Right in the neck. Cake eater, baby. Said it's a terrible story.

Jason Kelce
The winning run scored. Kelsey walked off the field, took his glove and hurled it over the fence above the third base. Dug out the glove, sailed into the stands on the nearby football field. I mean, I'd be pretty sore after that one, too, if I just walked three banners and then hit somebody to lose the game. Here's the real story.

Travis Kelce
The real story is my guy, Michael Johnson. Michael Johnson. Michael Johnson. Yep. Shout out to the.

I always call it the colony. Shout out to tafco. Tavco. We call it the colony. Used to be the colony.

Nobody knows about. This is all Cleveland love right here. This is kids that we went to high school with and just the city that we grew up in. Yep. Michael Johnson was pitching an unbelievable game.

Had given up maybe one decent hit up to this point, and he should have 1000% finished the game. Coach put me into clothes, and I honestly, I don't even. I didn't even feel comfortable about going out on the mound. I am not a pitcher. I could.

I could hum it in high school, probably low nineties. You're being modest. You could hit 94, you get 94. I had no idea where this shit was going. Absolutely no control.

I'm pretty sure I, like, sometimes used to close my eyes when I threw it, just so I could throw it harder. That's what I did on that last pitch. I threw a fucking two seam fastball, and the thing just rose right into the kid's neck. He got hit, fell on the floor. He sold it.

He's. No, he got. I mean, I fucking caught. It was. That part was electric.

Everything else was just pure misery.

So, yeah, I lost just the game. I threw my glove. I then threw the trash can on the floor, acting like a sore loser. And, yeah, that was not my proudest moment. And of course, all my friends love to make sure they tell that story to everybody because that's what friends do now.

Jason Kelce
Block said, I'm running in from left field and I have an obscured view. All I see is two legs sticking out of the dugout. Kelsey had tried to throw the trash can, flipped, fell over and bruised his ribs. It was like one of the, like, huge tin can. Like.

Travis Kelce
Like metal trash cans that, like, come up to, like, waist high or some shit. Yeah, they make, like, a fire of it. I threw it on the ground, but when I did that, I had metal cleats on, slipped on the cement that was in the dugout. It was just. It was my proudest moment.

And that's when I knew I should play football. Yeah. So Barry Egan is quoted in the athletic is saying, travis Kelsey is the poorest and sorest loser I've ever been around. Where. If you.

If you read that. Yeah, no, that's not a good thing. No, it's a good thing. If you know Barry Egan, it. It reads completely.

Jason Kelce
No, Barry Egan, it's a good thing. He means this in the utmost of. He means. He means that I fucking despise losing and that I. I'm very passionate when I don't win.

Travis Kelce
I think that's what he's more so trying to get across. But at the same time, there have been moments that I haven't been very proud of how I've, you know, treated a loss, and this was one of them.

Jason Kelce
Well, shout out to Barry Egan. Who do you think's the sore loser, me or you? Me for sure. Think so. Yeah.

Travis Kelce
Have you had any outbursts like that, Travis? You know me. What are you talking about? We were both cut from the same loins. Yeah.

Jason Kelce
Yeah. Yep. I. We've had our moments. This is true.

Travis Kelce
This is true. All right. It's a tie. Yeah. You did apologize.

Jason Kelce
We always apologize. We know we're being stupid. Oh, for sure. For sure. Yeah.

We do hate losing, although I do firmly agree, especially for kids, losing is incredibly important. I think we put way too much emphasis on winning at high school and below age groups. I kind of hope my girls win just enough that they're confident, but lose enough that they don't think that they're the best at what they do, so that they're hungry to continue to, like. I think it's actually bad to win a lot when you're younger. I think it's good to, like, lose a little bit, but still think that you're good enough to win all of them.

That's, like, the medium that you need to be in, right? Yeah. Would you agree? Yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you.

You need to lose enough to, like, despise it and to know that you can lose. I won everything you want. You won. You lost a lot. What are you talking about?

Cleveland Heights football. You guys never made the playoffs. Yeah, good point. I thought you were talking about. You guys are good in basketball, but you didn't win a state championship.

Travis Kelce
No, you're right. I think it's good. You don't want to be terrible. I was thinking. I was thinking of before that, like, middle school.

Jason Kelce
Yeah. You won hockey. I won hockey. Lacrosse. I mean, baseball.

Travis Kelce
I won a lot. We won. We won lacrosse, but it was a lower division. We didn't compete against the upper echelons of lacrosse. We won division three.

Yes, that same with hockey, too. You were double a. We weren't triple a. Exactly. We would still go and get our asses handed to us by, like, Gilmore.

Maybe your years, not my. Dude, I would beat the shit out of Gilmore. You got your asses handed to you by some of these freaking private schools. In Cleveland, not in middle school. Well, then you weren't playing them.

I did. I did the ass kick in a middle school. Yeah. If you would have played the Barons. You would have got killed 1000%.

Jason Kelce
Yeah. I went to a baron's tryout, and I didn't feel comfortable on the.

Losing is important. That's what we're getting to. You gotta lose to know how much it sucks. Yeah. And don't be fucking sore losers, kids, that's not a good trait to have.

If you never get your ass kicked, you're never gonna learn. Embrace it, kids. But hate it. Thomas Edison said it. Hate it.

Travis Kelce
He. He learned 9999 ways on how not to make the light bulb. Yeah, finally, the 10,000th time. And listen, he made a light bulb. And how many times, and.

Jason Kelce
And he didn't get a trophy for the 9999 times he didn't make the light bulb. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. But they were every bit as important as the time that he did.

You don't need a trophy or, you know, you don't need to be happy that you're failing. You just need to hate it, but know that it's a process in order to be. To get it right. And sometimes you gotta throw a trash can when you lose a game for your entire team so that they know that you care. You're gonna hate yourself.

You're gonna. You're gonna be a little baby and people are gonna call you the six six and they're gonna make fun of you. The six six five pitch. Yeah. Yeah.

The six six. He lost us the game. He's a loser. And you gotta throw a trash can to let everybody know that, you know, you're a little bit crazy. So they can't make fun of you that much.

It's kind of how it works.

Travis Kelce
Way to bring it back. Way to bring it back. All right, now here on our little NFL news, ladies and gentlemen. NFL News, not new news. NFL News.

We are 40 minutes into the show. We are 40 minutes into the show from what you guys have done. But me and Jason, we've been fucking around all day. Yeah. On this goddamn computer phone.

So let's jump into some actual football news and talk about what you guys probably are here to listen about. Yeah, we're in a mandatory mini camp starts this week for the Kansas City Chiefs. So I'll be, I'll be in KC all week having some fun. We just did the amazing media day today, which was so much fun. I got told to stand there and look over my shoulder and point at my name plate on the back of my jersey.

That's the best, dude. It's the best. It's all about me. What? What is it about getting older that you like picture?

Just realize how much of that shit they're actually not gonna use. And you're just like, this is so fucking silly. It's just a waste of time. I just take pictures from the games, use them. Like, what are we doing?

Yeah, well, I'll do it for the in house people because I know them on a personal level. But honestly, all the extra like extra production stuff, I'm just kind of like, haha. No, no, no. I will see you guys later. And I got some side eyes, but is what it is.

I just, I feel like doing that every single year for the same networks doing the exact same thing. And it's just. I just. I'm too stubborn. I'm old and I'm just an old angry veteran at this point.

I am. What was his name? Roy Kent off of Ted lasso. I am just fucking don't miss me with all the fucking extra shit. I just, I just hate photo, dude.

Jason Kelce
I hate somebody telling me what to do. I cannot stand, like, it's the worst. Oh, you want to flex? No, I don't want to flex. No.

Take the fucking photo. I will. I'll do what I'm willing to do. Take the photo. Can you not just take photos while we're standing around?

I can't. I am out on posing for photos. I feel bad for the guys that have to do this there. You know what I mean? Like, they're.

Travis Kelce
They're just. They're coming into a fucking hornet's nest. It just. Angry vets that don't fucking want to do this shit. I know.

Jason Kelce
They're great people. They're wonderful. They're just doing the job. I'm not even just talking about football. I'm talking, like, I can't.

Travis Kelce
Yeah, no, I hear you. I hear you. Yeah, you're right. But I just. Yeah, I just.

I feel I. There was a point where I felt bad, and I was just like, all right, let's just hurry up and get this thing over with. Come on. What else do I need to do? All right, stand here, turn over my right shoulder and fucking smile and point the camera.

Got it. I'll do it off this subject, because if, like, you're not a part of it, it's gonna sound like a mass. We sound like assholes right now. I don't know what to tell you. Maybe it's because we've done them so much.

Jason Kelce
Do people like doing photo shoots? I mean, I know rookies a lot. Of times like them mean. Yeah. Your first come in, it's like, yeah.

Travis Kelce
It's fun. It's fun stuff. You're finally there. You're right eyed, bushy. Yeah.

You're doing all the photos and the NFL stuff and. Yeah, all that. Yeah. You're just happy to be there. Yeah.

And now it's like, fucking take the picture. Can we just get. We. Can I go to it? I'll.

I'd rather sit here and watch film than fucking do this. I'd rather play baseball.

Mandatory mini camp is the rest of the week, so we got three mandatory days where we get to compete, baby. We get to go up against the number one defense in the National Football League, baby. Was it the number one? It was. It was either.

Jason Kelce
Was Baltimore number one or were you guys number one? They were fucking. It was one or two. Either way, I hear my defense. Yeah, I know.

Travis Kelce
They go Super bowl, we get to, I guess, do a full practice, so be out there in about 2 hours, two and a half hours, whatever it is, flying around for a few days. Have a red zone day and a conditioning test on Thursday. And get out of town until the season starts back up in July. Minicamps. You guys still do eleven on eleven?

Jason Kelce
Are you guys strictly seven on seven? No, we do it all. We do it all. Yeah, we're Andy. We're under Andy Reid supervision.

Travis Kelce
We're doing it all, baby. Fair enough. Yeah, mini camps are fun. I mean, it's, it's always fun for me. I get to go out there and compete.

Let's do it. I'm in. Go out there, run around. We got some plays. We got to get some good looks on.

Jason Kelce
What kind of plays are they running? Is it mostly passing? None of your motherfucking business on. All right, fair enough. Fair enough.

The Eagles are for sale. What next bit of NFL news. I know. Shocking. Jeffrey Lurie is supposedly, supposedly exploring a sale of a minority stake in the Philadelphia Eagles.

Travis Kelce
Oh, minority. All right, Travis, should we try and, uh, buy some? Well, you can't. Your plan would rather. Yeah, I would rather try and buy the chiefs or be a minority stake owner.

And the chiefs, I don't know that. It matters how much a minority stake it is. I don't think we can afford. It's a good point. It's a very good.

Yeah, you know, I would definitely try and maybe leverage. Just, uh. There's no leverage. What are we doing? There is nothing.

And also, you can't be. I don't think you can, like, call a game or do anything like that if, because the whole Tom Brady thing, he wanted to have minority stake in the Raiders and it, like, messed with his, like, tv deal. Tv deals? Yes. I'll back out of the tv right now if you tell me I could own the Philadelphia Eagles.

Jason Kelce
What? No way. Come on now. Are you kidding me? No way.

Get to be an owner. That's like another level. Can you name the other nine most valuable NFL franchises? The nine? There's nine others?

Well, obviously. Okay, let's see if we can do this. Should we write it down or should we just start listing them? You just, you can go on the hand. Dallas Cowboys.

Travis Kelce
Yep. New York Giants, New York Jets, San Francisco. I don't need a correct. I know when I'm correct. I'll let you know when I need you saying correct, Brandon.

So did I say it again? Say so. It was Dallas. So Dallas is number one. Both New York teams are gonna be up there because they're New York, San Francisco.

Jason Kelce
I would assume Washington is also up there. No, because the NFC. I'm telling you, dude, the NFC east is like a clean sweep. It's crazy how the NFC east is up there. No way.

Travis Kelce
You know, I'm gonna say Steelers are up there. Patriots. Rooney's got the Steelers up there. Green Bay has got to be up there. Green Bay might be Steelers or not.

Wow. You got to think about, like, their market. That's the, that's the problem with the Steelers and Green Bay. I went off a tradition, I guess. Yeah.

All right. I would say the, the Rams valuable just because they're in LA. Rams. That's correct. According to interim Brandon.

Jason Kelce
There's one more team. No, not Miami. What team could we be missing? Is that a major market? Is it?

Travis Kelce
Chief, do we, did the Chiefs get in there? The Chiefs might be. No Bears. Chicago is a big city. Yeah, it is.

Jason Kelce
Bears. Cool. That was fun. Well, friend of the show Rob McLehenney might have already put in an offer. Rob, can we get in on this?

How do. What do I got to do? Stop trying to tag me. This is you. This is you.

You're going to tell me you're going to turn it down? Yes. You get opportunity to be an owner of an NFL team. You're going to say no? Yes.

Why? Because I want to broadcast when I'm done playing. You want a broadcast? You're saying that right now, you want to broadcast? Yes.

What do you want to do? I want to be right here and tell them about the game. The old ball coach, ladies and gentlemen. That's what I want to. I want to do that.

Travis Kelce
I wouldn't be the talking head that calls the games. How can we be an owner but not be an owner? Like, if maybe a family member buys Kylie, Kylie buys a portion. Ooh, that's pretty work. She would have to buy it with, like, out survivorship or, like, marital.

Jason Kelce
So what? I'd have to give her it, which. That'd be tough.

Travis Kelce
Kylie didn't sign up for that. That's. That was fucked up. Um, no. You set up a shell company.

Jason Kelce
NFL probably doesn't do their kind of research on that. 1000% they do. It's too much money not to be doing the research. I don't think it's ever going to happen. So it's fun to think about, though.

Travis Kelce
Yeah. All right. You know, like, when you go on Zillow and just look at houses that you can't afford. It's my favorite thing to do. It's every day.

Jason Kelce
I feel like that's kind of what we're doing right now. Yeah. All right, well, let's say it what team would you want to own if it wasn't the Eagles or Chiefs? Well, um, what team? I mean the Browns probably.

If we're taking out the browns, all like personal connections, what team would I want to own? Yeah, what team can Jason own? Well, we could all just own green. We could just own Green Bay. Right now all you got to do is buy stock.

That's one of the things I love about Green Bay is that they're a publicly traded football team. I wouldn't want to be west coast. I'll go. I might go Bears. I like the Bears.

Steelers is a good organization. Bangles. We gotta take out the Bengals too. Just cuz Cincinnati Bengals are out. Yep.

Anything with personal connections. Yep. I buy the Jacksonville Jaguars and relocate them to London.

Travis Kelce
Now I'm in. Boom. Now I'm in. Jesus, that'd be awesome man. Owning a team in different country, that'd be sweet.

Jason Kelce
Duvalcon is going to hate us. What major league franchise would you want to be? Most would want to own NFL, NBA, NHL or Major League baseball. Not taking into account business, just like which one selfishly would you want to be an owner of? I mean hockey is the only one that's appealing, right?

NHL would just be so fun. NBA, you got to deal with load management. You got to do a whole bunch of just nonsense. Yeah, major League Baseball would be fun. I feel like there's the most like moneyball has made major league baseball a lot of fun because there's like a lot of that analytic side of like doing that stuff.

Travis Kelce
I wouldn't want to do all that if I was an owner. I feel like I would just want to be there to like have fun. I wouldn't want to like have to deal with moneyball and like, yeah, I don't want to fucking. It's too much for me. I don't want to deal with all that shit.

Jason Kelce
Feels like soccer, but I feel like everybody's buying a soccer team these days. Yeah, I don't think I'm in on soccer. I was for a second I wanted to be a part of the Columbus crew. I mean, I might still do it. I'm not gonna lie.

I might still do it, but I. Mean, that'd be pretty cool. I do think NHL would be the most fun. All right, nice. Well, let's get on some other NFL news.

Travis Kelce
Big Dom got the promotion of the century. That's right, he did. Yes, he did. Big Dom Desandro got promoted to senior advisor in the general manager chief security office game day coaching operations. So I'm pretty sure he's doing more than he ever did, and now he'll actually be able to choke slam the other opponent's players.

Jason Kelce
I'm pretty sure he's not doing anything more than he's always done. He's just going to continue to be big Dom and do a lot of things for the organization. But now he has the title of game day coaching operations, which officially makes him a coach on game day, which means he can break up fights. I love. I love Dom.

Travis Kelce
You can't not love Dom. When you meet him, you realize why everybody fucking loves Dom. So think the best thing that's happened to this whole thing is just Dom cementing himself as a legend on an. Even broader scale because he is already a legend. Who's the Chiefs big Dom?

Jason Kelce
Do you guys have. I mean, there's no other thing. I mean, big Dom. There's only one big Dom. Yeah.

Travis Kelce
Dude, you can't create a position for a guy to come in and try and be that. He's just either big Dom or he's not. Yeah. How does, how does one become big Dom? That's a question we got to ask big Dom.

Jason Kelce
Yeah. I mean, he's the only one that knows. There's only one person that knows it. Yeah. Travis is six six.

You know, there's the real life Bill Brasky's big dumb legend. Yeah. There's only so many ways you can elevate a the head of security and it's hard to encompass titles and everything big Dom does. So I love that the Eagles are trying to do that. Yeah.

Listen, he is a part of our game day coaching operations. Like, he helps with Nick Sirianni helps with a lot of things on the sidelines. So I think it's a deserving title. I don't think it's just like kind of having a little bit of fun there. But he's integral on game day.

He's a guy that just brings the energy. He helps guys on the sideline. So I'm happy about it. I think hopefully big Dom is. Congratulations, big dumb 92 percenters.

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Travis Kelce
All right, let's move on to some no dumb questions. That does it for our NFL news. Sorry. If you guys actually throw. We're going to talk about the NFL.

Jason Kelce
We didn't talk about the NFL. No dumb questions is brought to you by uncrustables, the best part of the sandwich, and everyone knows. No dumb questions. There's no such thing as dumb questions, just dumb people. But we might actually have our first dumb question from at Kyler Saunders.

65 39. Hey, boys, it's Kyler from east Coast, Canada. East coast, Canada. What's east coast Canada? That's a Montreal.

Montreal, French Canada. Yep. All right. Bonjour. Obviously speaks English.

Hey, boys, it's Kyler from east Coast Canada once again asking yet another dumb question. You have 24 hours to spend $1 million. You can't donate it. You can't give it away. You can't gamble it.

As though that would be a choice. You can't buy a house. You can't buy a boat, jet, car. How would you spend it? So I'm assuming in this, like, scenario, there's, like, a purpose.

Like, you get something for spending a million dollars in 24 hours. So it's like a competition? Is that what he's getting at? Jason, you ever spent. You ever spent a million dollars in 24 hours?

I know. Well, I mean, outside of, like, buying a boat, jet, car, gambling, buying a house. No, I haven't. No. I think that's the only ways I've done it.

I would probably take that million dollars and buy a million dollars in an index fund that tracks the S P 500 and call it a day. There you go. That count. You can't buy stock unit. He didn't say you can't buy stocks.

Travis Kelce
He never said you couldn't invest it. Yeah, that's probably. That's probably the best. Interim Brandon is saying that's boring. Okay.

Yeah. Have you. Well, let's get back to this. You asked me that. Have you ever spent a million dollars in a day?

I don't think so. But at the same time, outside of. Like real estate or. Yeah, I don't, I don't look at a lot of the things I buy in terms of price, so I don't think I have. But also, like outside of a house, car, boat, jet, like all those are.

Jason Kelce
Like, those are the high ticket usually you're financing it and I'm not a. Huge gambler and I don't just give away money, so. Yeah, I, yeah, I, I don't think I have. Well, let's be. I think it's a long shot if I have.

Let's use our imagination skills. What would you spend a million dollars on if you had to? Maybe a jetpack. Jack, I'm in on jetpacks. Jetpack school.

Does it have to be a million dollars? It can be more than a million dollars. I think it's a million dollars probably. Can you get a, can you get a golf course with a million dollars? That's real.

Is that a house, though? Is that kind of real estate? Yeah, I think that's really cheap for a golf course by like a really. Nice piece of art or maybe some sports memorabilia. Oh, yeah.

Travis Kelce
Maybe Wagner car. Yeah, yeah. Maybe a few watches. Some watches I just seem to appreciate. Yeah, yeah, that would be another, those would be wise investments.

Jason Kelce
Art watches. What's another? Gold bars buried in the backyard? Ooh, that'd be sweet. That'd be pretty cool.

Freaking bars. What's a national impoons? Cousin Eddie. Yeah, cousin Eddie. It worked for him.

Would be a stupid, would be a stupid way to spend a million dollars. No, go party or something. I don't know. Yeah, I'd be dumb. Kind of fun though.

Yeah, party. You would have to party with like a fuck ton of people though, and. Buy like some, like for a million dollars. You probably get some incredible artists to come to your party and put on a hell of a show. Ooh, yeah, there you go.

Travis Kelce
Ooh, you would fuck. You would, would you throw a music festival? Well, then you're making money on it, so you're investing the money and hopefully you're making it on the back end. Who you haven't played at the music festival. You already do this Kelsey jam.

Jason Kelce
Who talks? Good point. Yeah, man, that shit's so much fun, man. Million dollars. I'm going to try and get Willie Nelson, I think.

I don't want any accompanying band. I don't want any accompanying Willie Nelson. You might be able to get Willie Nelson for like a couple hundred grand. Well, I'm going to give him a million because he deserves it. Okay?

And I just want him. And trigger. I don't want anybody else. And some garage beer.

Nailed that one. I think this might be our first dumbest question in the world. Million dollars right now. Just gotta spend it. That was a.

Travis Kelce
That was a sweet question. Nice question. If I had a million dollars, I would spend it on investing in uncrustables, the best part of the sandwich. And that is what's brought to you. You could use that million dollars to buy up all the uncrustables in, like, a specific area, like a geographic location.

Jason Kelce
You could make a shortage on families that, like, need uncrustables for their kids. And then you can buy that for a million dollars and you can up up charge it. This is how shorting works. Then you sell it. You know, maybe the uncrustables.

It's like a dollar and uncrustable. But now that you own all the incredibles, people are panicking for these kids. Lunches start selling for two to $2. And because there's a national shortage, this. Isn'T the content that the 92% are signed up for.

Fair enough. Fair enough. All right. All right. Yeah.

That does it for no dumb questions. Brought to you by uncrustables. And crust was the best part of the sandwich. Teach tape time. That's right.

Another segment of teach tape is about to happen now. This week we're breaking down a play from Super Bowl 57. Third and two. Blitz coming. Hurts in deep trouble.

Travis Kelce
Gets away, throws across his body. Incomplete. What inspired this play to be talked about? My man Michael Collins, former Caddy and also fellow podcaster. Hey, Michael.

Jason Kelce
Asked me at the Eagles Autism foundation golf outing this week, if I had one mulligan that I could take on my career, what would it be? This is the play. This is the play that I think about when I think about Super Bowl 57 and ones that I would like back, that Travis ended up winning. So this is third and two late in the game. Fourth quarter, Chiefs are up.

We are going. And hopefully if we convert here, going down to score, we end up running a protection. That is a play action protection. The tight end is going to slice back. His responsibility in this protection is actually the inside linebacker to the right, Nick Bolton.

The lines offensive responsibility is the four down lineman, and the back is responsible coast to coast. Four to four. Spags ends up drawing up a saw blitz, ironically, and I don't know if it was a formational check that Spags wanted in this game, but he ran this exact same pressure on this exact same play action earlier in the game, and we ended up being. We didn't end up picking it up because the tight end and back both went to the nickel. So the mic, when he green dogged around late, ended up getting a hit on Jalen and kind of forcing an off target pass down the field.

So I recognize that the same blitz is happening and in order to try and correct it, I end up taking the lines responsibility now to the mic. The offensive line and the running back are not on the same page. And as you're going to see, the Sam linebacker is going to run off the end of the line scot free. This is a play where one of the downsides of this protection is we don't rep it a lot versus exotic looks. This is a standard protection that we run mostly to four down defenses.

I should not by any means have tried to adjust this protection, but I did. So, unfortunately, based on a play that happened earlier in the game. So obviously, Jalen gets pressured which forces him to roll out immediately. Incomplete. We have to punt.

Really. This is the drive where the Chiefs really took up a full touchdown lead on us. All right, just. Just to kind of clarify some stuff for the. The average.

Travis Kelce
For the average fan that really doesn't know what, but four down and the mic, the Sam, the will all are so salmon will backers are the outside. Of the three backers, the mic backer is called the middle backer. That's my guy. 32, Nick Bolton right there. So Jason saying that initially the play call was the offensive line has the Ford defensive lineman.

So the guys that have their hand in the ground for the Chiefs and the outside back or two on this cut the right side. Correct. 50 on the end of the line of scrimmage, he starts off the end of the line of scrimmage, but he ends up walking on. So the saw blitz is both outside linebackers on the line of scrimmage, blitzing, which then the defensive line will all kind of slant in so that all gaps are assigned and it's just, it becomes kind of like an overload of just pressure from the outside in. I think the other reason this could have been in is because typically the three technique lines up to the tight end and in order to get a double team on Chris Jones, you would want the offensive line run selling in the direction of the tight end instead of the tight end being on the backside of the play action.

Jason Kelce
What's ironic here is that Chris Jones, both times around this protection was not on the front side, which ended up being a harder block for Isaac, say Omalu on the backside and spaghetti trust. Well, I think when you call Saul, blitz don't matter because they're just gonna end up pinching down. But. But it matters who you're mike in. Earlier in the game, we ended up going and staying on 50.

There was confusion with the running back and tight end. 32 came around unblocked. So in order to try and correct this, I decided to go to the middle of three, back goes to the left, tight end will go on the nickel. We're all picked up, but a bing Bada boom. The only problem is we've never rep that, and I tried to pull that out in the biggest moment of the Super bowl and hope that everybody's gonna be on the same page, which we clearly weren't.

And it was unfair to Kenny to put him in that situation, because they probably talked about this exact same blitz on their side of the bench and talked about, hey, you got the nickel, tight end, you stay on the mic, and that's the way it's gonna be picked up. So these are the type of adjustments. This is the unfortunate side of trying to do too much, and this is the mulligan of my career that I would love back. Who knows what would have happened afterwards? But I know that this was a big part of the game.

Do you have anything else to add? Travel is a good one. Yeah. I mean, they're all good to learn from. I hate that you, you, you put that much, you know, thought on one play of a game.

Travis Kelce
I mean, obviously, we all have our. The, what do you call it? The times that we don't have success that we wish we had back. You know, maybe not that we regret, but that, you know, a big game like that big moment in the game like that play was. I understand how you could think about that more than.

More than others, but at the same time, you know, that was a hell of a game, and it could have gone either way there at the end, no doubt. But, yeah, I think it was a good. A good play to learn from, and it's always, you know, you want to be your best, you know, when the team needs it the most. And I think that, you know, you had maybe we're a step further along than some of the other guys in terms of understanding that, you know, protection and understanding that it was a saw blitz and where guys should have gone, but at the same time, yeah, man, it's, it's. It's way easier to.

To be Monday morning quarterback and say, this is what we should and all that. No, but in the heat of the game, I don't. Who's, who's to say that that was, you know, the right or wrong decision, man? Yeah. The problem is when you're going up against exotic looks, what I try and do is picking up blitzes is to resort to base protections.

Jason Kelce
And that play doesn't really have a base protection. Like when you're running some of these run play actions, they resort to 7475 or protections that you know how to pick up. All of these exotics to. This play didn't really have that, so it would have ended up being better if I wouldn't have tried to adjust it. But because of what happened previously in the game, I tried to adjust it, but in general, seven man protection, four down.

You want to go to the middle of three, let the back go here. The tight end blocks out over here. That's where my brain went because that's kind of the root of seven man protection. But this is a, it's, it's just different play. Yeah.

So whatever. It's unfortunate. It's the Mulligan play I wish I had back. As if I wouldn't have changed anything. We probably convert that third down.

Trav, what about you? Do you have a Mulligan play? Do I have a Mulligan play?

One play you had black back. What I said would do one play you wish you had back.

Travis Kelce
There were a fucking. I mean, we all have Mulligan games. Shit, I wish I would have fucking played better in the. The COVID bowl, the 2020 Super bowl against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And, yeah, I wish I would have played better that game.

That entire game. There were opportunities for me to make plays that I didn't make early on. I dropped a third down conversion where Pat put it bread and butter. I'd had to make a catch getting double teamed, but I should have made the fucking catch. And that would have been a huge momentum boost for us, man.

There's so many plays. Or from early on in my career, man, the play that I got knocked out against Tennessee, I wish I would have had that playback and I would have went about it a different way so that I didn't get knocked out. You know, I think. I think the second half would be a completely different game if I'm able to be a part of that game, let alone, you know, getting knocked out. Fuck.

Who wants to get knocked out? I'd love to get them all again on that one. Dude, there's so many. There's so many. And it's.

I just, I don't know. I learned from him. There's a lot of mulligans we would take is the bottom line.

I watch film and I'm not happy with what I see. And I don't know why. I've always had that mentality, but I've always. I've always focused on how I could do things better instead of like, man, that was, I. That was actually one of my best plays of my life.

I would like. I like, if it's a good play, I just kind of like, alright, fine, I'm good. I did my fucking job. That's. It's almost like it's expected.

Jason Kelce
Hey, I did. I did what I was supposed to do. I did what I was supposed to do. And then I go on to the next plane, I'm like, man, I'm a fucking turd. Yeah.

Travis Kelce
God damn it. Why did I go in with that kind of leverage? Or why did I. Why didn't I use my hands more on that blocker? Why didn't I use a bigger move or get off the ball faster on this route?

You know, there's so many things that go through your mind when you're watching film. And for me, the majority of them are negative or ways that I could do things better. Yeah. And I mean, I just always had that mentality. So when it comes to a Mulligan, man, I want every fucking play that I.

That I don't do my job. Yeah, give me that. Give me a mulligan on that fucking play. I'm with you. I definitely think about it the same way.

Jason Kelce
The. The good plays are what are expected. It's. It's the ones that don't go well that you want back and that you think about more. I guess that's why we're sore losers.

Fucking. There you go. The whole world knows I fucked that play up. You're the greatest ever. Do it, son.

Travis Kelce
Don't you forget it. I've had a lot of good ones. That one wasn't good. All right, raise a glass. Finally, we mentioned a few weeks ago we were partnering with Crown Royal to shine a light on the most generous 92 percenters, because Crown Royal believes that when you live generously, life will treat you royally.

Jason Kelce
We're still blown away by all the submissions United Supercenters have been sending us and everything you're doing, but it's time to raise a glass to this, this week's Royal 92 percenter. We got Tanya Morrow. How about that? Okay, Tanya, what's Tanya. Up to.

Well, from Tanya's friend, Jamie, who nominated Tanya. Tanya is one of our high school english teachers and also our head softball coach. This year, she won teacher of the year for our campus. Way to go, Tanya. In addition to her paid jobs, she also volunteers for our staff engagement committee, which has the sole purpose of bringing joy to other teachers.

She is a part of our safety and security committee as well. There we go. Okay. Safety and security engagement committee. I see you, Tanya.

Travis Kelce
Okay. All sorts of extracurriculars. Tanya is also a city council member for the city of Hazlett. Wow. Texas.

Jason Kelce
Okay. She is often the voice of reason and always does what is best for the people in the community. Tanya, I'm loving. I'm loving everything Jamie's saying about you. You are nailing this girl in her free time.

She talk. She takes her dash hound. You have a dash hound? They're adorable, Louie. All around the state.

And racism. Tanya is an amazing person who does for people and never asked for anything in return. Also, she is the only eagles fan other than me, in a sea of cowboys fans. And for that alone, she deserves to be recognized. Tanya.

Gosh dang it, Jamie. I agree. Teachers don't get enough credit. Am I right, Trav? I mean, there's no question.

Travis Kelce
Matter of fact, if I got a million dollars back to that dumb question, I'd fund a foundation to make sure that the teachers get more credit and more pay and just more recognition. And think about this earlier. I love it. I love this dash on races. I got to see this.

Jason Kelce
I don't know. And I want to see how Louie handles it. Have you ever. Do you know what a dash on is? No, but I did used to love watching those dog competitions on ESPN back in the day.

Dash hounds are wiener dogs. Another popular name for them. Yeah. So sweet. I can only imagine dash on races where their little feet are just.

Yeah, dash house can hit speeds of up to 15 to 20 miles an hour. No chance. Not a chance. I'm not buying that. No.

There's no way a dash on has beaten me in a race. No way. And I can't run 15 or 20 miles an hour at this point. I get. I can hit 15.

I get a 15. I ain't hitting 20, though. There's no way you're hitting 15 miles an hour. I'll fucking put that gps on right now. You're out of your mind.

I'm definitely hitting 15. I hit 1819 routinely, but 20 is a little bit 20. So high. Interim Brandon said that's what Google said, well, you can't believe everything you read on Google. Yeah, honestly, I don't believe the majority what I read on Google.

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Travis Kelce
Follow the show on all social media at new Heights show with one s. And thanks to our production and crew, we're gonna need you for this one. Boy, we sweet into our 92 percenters. Sorry you had to listen to that. We'll see you guys next week.

I'm kidding. To our 92 percenters. We love you guys. Peace.

Jason Kelce
Basketball. Fuck. What a great movie. Dude, we need to do a live show where we actually do a full on live basketball fucking game. With the beers.

Travis Kelce
Come on. With the beers. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, dude, if they're willing. I was just saying the beers, as in, like, garage beer, but yeah, well. They can be the beers sponsored by garage beer.

There you go. I would psych the fuck out of Trey Parker.

Jason Kelce
I would psych the fuck out of Trey Parker.