Google's AI answers are a joke

This episode critically explores the accuracy and reliability of Google's AI-generated answers, highlighting various humorous and concerning errors.

1. Google’s AI often provides incorrect and humorous answers to simple questions.
2. The discussion raises concerns about the reliability of AI in delivering accurate information.
3. The episode underscores the importance of scrutinizing AI technology to ensure it serves its intended purpose effectively.
4. It highlights the potential risks of misinformation when using AI without proper oversight or updates.
5. The hosts demonstrate the humorous side of AI errors through a game, making the episode engaging and educational.

1. Introduction

Kim introduces the topic of AI inaccuracies with a light-hearted joke and sets the tone for an episode that critiques AI's reliability. Kim Commando: "What does a fur trader listen to on Spotify? Trap music!"

2. AI Game Show

The hosts play a game where they guess absurd AI-generated answers to various questions, illustrating AI's flaws humorously. Kim Commando: "Google's AI said what now?"

3. Discussion on AI Misinformation

The episode shifts to a more serious discussion on the implications of AI errors and their potential impact on real-world scenarios. Kim Commando: "These are real answers that Google's AI has given, and they're not just funny—they can be dangerous."

1. Always verify AI-generated information: Use multiple sources to confirm any critical information provided by AI.
2. Stay informed about AI developments: Keeping up-to-date with AI advancements can help users understand its capabilities and limitations.
3. Use AI responsibly: Be mindful of the tasks you delegate to AI, especially in scenarios involving important decisions.
4. Educate others about AI inaccuracies: Sharing knowledge about AI's potential errors can prevent misinformation from spreading.
5. Report AI errors: Contributing to the improvement of AI by reporting errors and inaccuracies helps enhance its overall reliability.

The only way to truly delete iPhone pics, deepfake law written with help from ChatGPT, and a warning if your Samsung phone breaks.

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Kim Commando, Andrew Babinski

Companies

Google

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Speaker A
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Kim Commando
Hey, it's Kim Commando today, your daily podcast to keep you up to date with all things digital and beyond. And I'd love to have you be a part of our podcast. You can make an appointment to speak with me. Just head over to commando.com. and on the top right, there's a button that says email. Kim, fill that out, and that's it. So, I don't know if you know this, but Spotify had something that they called the. The car thing.

Speaker C
Yeah, I saw this.

Kim Commando
The car thing. It was $90, and it would let you have, like, a remote control with Spotify on your phone. Right.

Speaker C
Because your car's radio is so far away.

Kim Commando
It's so difficult. It is so difficult. So difficult to say, like, next song, you know, it's so hard. So you need to have, like, remote control.

Speaker C
The car thing.

Kim Commando
So they're killing the car thing.

Speaker C
Yes.

Speaker D
Shocker.

Kim Commando
And they're telling people, like, we're sorry, no. No refunds.

Speaker C
Why would you.

Kim Commando
And we just want you to recycle it.

Speaker D
Just, like, throw it in the recycle.

Kim Commando
Bin responsibly so it no longer will.

Speaker C
Work, even if you have one after December. Yes.

Kim Commando
So everybody's all ticked off now. I think they probably sold, like, five of these.

Speaker D
Yeah, I was gonna say, I mean, I feel like if you're gonna buy something like the car thing, you just have to be okay with it going under.

Speaker C
But here's the thing. Why not give them a free month? Say, here's a free month of Spotify.

Kim Commando
It's Spotify. They try to, like, you know, nickel and dime everything, I guess.

Speaker C
Holy buckets.

Kim Commando
Okay.

Speaker C
Make sure you're recycled. Think about the planet.

Kim Commando
Yes, recycled. So I thought we would just get this out of the way here at the front.

Speaker C
Yeah.

Kim Commando
Of the podcast. Top of the podcast. Okay, you ready?

Speaker C
I'm ready.

Kim Commando
What does a fur trader listen to on Spotify? What does a fur trader listen to on Spotify?

Speaker D
Fortunately, I think it's trap music.

Kim Commando
It is trap music.

Speaker C
I was like, health, not a genre of music.

Kim Commando
See, you laughed.

Speaker D
Yeah, yeah, that was a good one.

Kim Commando
And that people that are now listening, as they're walking along, they're laughing too. Yes. People that are now watching, they are laughing too. And I just wanna make sure that you understand that I am so funny.

Speaker C
Do you remember what she said prior to the show? It's hard being this funny.

Speaker D
It just took it out of it all the time.

Speaker C
It was followed by a pause and then all the time.

Kim Commando
Trap music. Trap music.

Speaker C
Did you know what trap music was before you found that joke?

Kim Commando
No. No, I didn't. No, no, I didn't.

Speaker D
That's the funniest part of the podcast.

Kim Commando
And on that happy note, welcome. I'm Kim Commando. You know, I play the lounge sometimes Saturday night.

Speaker C
Do you lay out on the piano, have a cocktail in your hand?

Kim Commando
Could you imagine the headliner at like, the talking stick casino?

Speaker C
I definitely can't imagine you doing that.

Speaker D
Yeah.

Kim Commando
You know what? I should do that.

Speaker C
You should.

Speaker D
You'd have a riot of a time.

Kim Commando
I would.

Speaker D
You'd love it.

Kim Commando
I would. I would have such a great time.

Speaker C
You don't say no to anything that makes you the thing in the spotlight. You love that. You do.

Speaker D
You love it.

Kim Commando
It's funny. You're notice around. Look around.

Speaker C
Right?

Kim Commando
How many times say commando?

Speaker C
Maybe we should put her name up 36,000 times in 400 sqft.

Kim Commando
This studio is 3400 sqft.

Speaker C
It was just a joke. We don't need to run over jokes with facts. Funny all the time, lady.

Kim Commando
And on that happy note, make sure that you like, listen, comment, share, and, you know, you can talk about the other people here too.

Speaker C
Yeah.

Kim Commando
Okay. I'm Kim Commando. Of course. And then we have Andrew Babinski.

Speaker C
Hi, everybody.

Kim Commando
And what do you have for us today?

Speaker C
We are gonna play a game, an AI related game show. And I have a prize. Oh, you do have a prize for the winner.

Kim Commando
What is it? What's the prize?

Speaker C
I'm not telling you. It's a surprise prize.

Kim Commando
Oh, yes, maybe it sucks. You remember when we used to do the contest, the national giveaway, like. No, no, no, not that. No, not that. When you and I would like, we would compete against like brand new or nuts.

Speaker C
Oh, yeah.

Kim Commando
And then we had this whole thing going is that, you know. So, Andrew, at that time you were afraid of flying.

Speaker C
Yes.

Kim Commando
Terrifying, deathly afraid. And so you wouldn't even go on a plane. Would you?

Speaker C
No, I would. It was just not good for anyone else in the vicinity.

Kim Commando
You would vomit, right?

Speaker C
Yeah. Oh, it was awful. Everything.

Speaker D
Fear, puke.

Speaker C
Mm hmm. But I tackled it.

Kim Commando
I told you that.

Speaker C
How did you do that?

Speaker D
How did you do that? Good for you.

Speaker C
Yogurt.

Speaker D
Yeah, yogurt.

Speaker C
I eat yogurt before a flight settles my stomach. I'm fine.

Kim Commando
Wow. He needed, like, a routine, so if I won, he would have to go, like, in a Cessna 172.

Speaker C
She wanted me to jump out of a plane. This was the bet. She's like, what's your worst fear? Let's capitalize on that.

Speaker D
And what did Kim have to do? Like, eat a chicken nugget?

Kim Commando
You know what? You're right on, jungfu. You had me eating at McDonald's for a week there. It is.

Speaker D
Amazing.

Kim Commando
For a whole week.

Speaker D
God, I know this woman.

Speaker C
I remember one bet. We bet on the Super bowl, and I had to wear a panther's hat or something. And then I just sent you a video of me stuffing it. The hat that you bought for me to wear if I lost in the garbage?

Kim Commando
Yes.

Speaker C
I literally threw it away.

Kim Commando
That was the end of it. So I'm just wondering, like, what the prize?

Speaker C
It's surprise prize.

Kim Commando
Surprise. Allie is our amazing content queen.

Speaker C
Yes.

Kim Commando
And, ally, what do you have for us?

Speaker D
Amazon. We're talking about Amazon a way that I just got my husband a present and he had no idea, even though we share an account. Amazing. And how I save money at the same time. Yeah.

Speaker C
This is total cook beta. I would click on.

Kim Commando
Yeah.

Speaker C
How to hide your Amazon purchases from others.

Kim Commando
You don't know how to do that?

Speaker C
No.

Kim Commando
I mean, really, Tim, act like this.

Speaker D
New and fresh.

Speaker C
I don't even have an Amazon prime account.

Speaker D
Do you not?

Speaker C
No.

Speaker D
Do you like shipping like a heathen?

Speaker C
No, I just send it to other people, have them order it, deliver it to my house, and then I sell them the money.

Kim Commando
Oh, that's because. What's her name again? Janet.

Speaker D
Jennifer.

Speaker C
Janet. She always is ordering my stuff. Oh, speaking of which, I need coffee, Jennifer. So if you could order me k cups, that'd be awesome.

Kim Commando
You know what?

Speaker D
I'm so sorry.

Kim Commando
You better hang on to this one. The one that you showed me the picture of this morning.

Speaker C
Not funny all the time. Kim at it again.

Kim Commando
Hey, make sure that you enter to win a brand new iPhone 15. We're gonna be giving it away soon. And you go to winfromkim.com dot once again, that's winfromkim.com dot. All right here are the top five things that are happening in the tech verse that you need to know about right now. This is something that I never really thought about before until I realized it was a security issue.

Speaker C
Okay.

Kim Commando
You go to a hotel, you check in, and a lot of it now is self serve check in. And so, like, even some hotels, they don't even have a front desk. You just go ahead and. I've never stayed at the hotel.

Speaker C
Of course not. But they end in a number or start with a super.

Speaker D
Maybe best.

Kim Commando
It's true. And so you just check in. And so, as you're checking in, that at Wyndham hotels, that there was spyware running in the background. So as you are typing in, like, your name, your mailing address, your credit card number, all that other stuff behind the scenes, it's capturing all this data and then pushing it out onto the Internet.

Speaker C
Isn't Wyndham's job and responsibility to make sure that doesn't happen?

Kim Commando
You would think so.

Speaker C
I do think so.

Kim Commando
The spyware is called PC tattletale.

Speaker C
Okay?

Kim Commando
So if you stayed at a Wyndham hotel, you're screwed.

Speaker C
Everywhere. They had an entire network.

Kim Commando
You know, I would just say, just assume, because, you know, because what happens? They come out and say, oh, it happened in three hotels.

Speaker C
Oh, well, then I'm fine.

Kim Commando
Okay. And then it just always happens. Like, then, like, three months later, it's like, oh, it's 10 million people. Sorry about that.

Speaker C
We forgot to carry the six. We figured it out.

Kim Commando
So Apple number story number two is going to be coming out with a foldable MacBook.

Speaker C
Okay.

Kim Commando
Foldable MacBook. It's gonna have about a 20 inch display at Apple's m five processor. And then also foldable. IPhones and iPads are in the pipeline, too.

Speaker C
MacBooks are already foldable.

Kim Commando
Where do you're gonna, like, fold it? Like, four or five times?

Speaker C
What?

Kim Commando
Put it right in your pocket. That's why it's called a Mac pocketbook.

Speaker C
And your pocket's only gonna be seven inches.

Kim Commando
Yeah. Think about, you know, a bit.

Speaker D
I mean, your iPhone's already that big.

Kim Commando
You guys put it right in your front pocket.

Speaker C
Yes. You don't work. You don't put in your front pocket. Oh, yeah, that would help. That's good idea. I'm gonna get three of them, so. And cargo pants.

Kim Commando
I have a crazy friend of mine, Peter, and I don't know if you guys, you know this, but last summer we were. I was called and to be a possible contestant on below deck. You know, the show, the show is that you go and you go to, you go stay on, like, a hundred foot superyacht, okay? And then you bring your closest friends, and then the story, the show is really about what happens with the crew.

Speaker D
It's a Bravo show, okay?

Kim Commando
It's not really about the people who stay there, but for some reason, they called me and they said, would you like to be the lead of this group?

Speaker C
I have so many questions.

Kim Commando
And then you get to bring your closest friends. And I asked them why, and you know what they said? They said they thought I was high maintenance.

Speaker C
Who said this?

Kim Commando
This gal from Bravo.

Speaker C
She knows you that well.

Speaker D
I'm like, how'd she find out?

Kim Commando
She said, she goes, we picked you because, you know, we know that you like nice things, right? You're pretty demanding, and you're high maintenance.

Speaker C
I'm like, that is not a way to sell someone on doing it.

Kim Commando
No.

Speaker C
Why aren't you doing it? You should do it.

Kim Commando
I don't think I need to be prancing around on the robo channel.

Speaker C
You could turn that into being a real housewives of Scottsdale, Arizona or something.

Kim Commando
Really?

Speaker C
Yeah.

Kim Commando
Barry over there. No, that's not gonna work. So the reason why I bring it up, and I guess I shouldn't even be telling the story. So now you have to have your friends on a call with the producers to see if you get to go to the next level. And of course, we're all entertainers and fun and all this other stuff, so we get to go the next. So one of the questions that they asked all the guys was, do you wear trunks or a Speedo?

Speaker C
Cause they want speedos.

Speaker D
Of course they want speedos.

Kim Commando
And so Peter says, I wear a speedo, and I'm proud of it. And you see, the producer's like. And he goes, and I put a russet potato in the front. Hilarious.

Speaker C
Now, Yukon gold over here, we're straight russian, okay?

Kim Commando
And then they're saying, I'll tell you what other one. This is why they wanted us. So then they said, what is on? And then they asked all the women, what is on your end table every night? What do you put on your end table every night?

Speaker C
You mean your night table and bedside table?

Kim Commando
Yeah. Is there something you put on your end table every night?

Speaker D
Glass of water.

Kim Commando
Okay. I said, I put a bottle of water, and it has to be Fiji water. I just drank definitely not high water.

Speaker C
Not at all.

Kim Commando
Not Fiji water. And one of the women said, ky jelly. Okay. And didn't know that. That was funny.

Speaker C
Oh, really? She wasn't going for the joke.

Kim Commando
No. And everybody's laughing and she's like, aw, that's great. So they keep. So I said, they just sent me another one, like, are you sure you guys don't want to go to the Mediterranean?

Speaker D
I know we could have a watch party.

Kim Commando
Samsung is asking independent phone repair shops that if you take your Samsung phone to them to fix that, if there are third party parts in your phone, that they need to notify Samsung, give them your name, your address, and if they can destroy your phone.

Speaker C
Wow.

Speaker D
Somebody pulls out a hammer.

Kim Commando
Here's my Samsung phone. It's just not working. Can you fix the battery?

Speaker C
No.

Speaker D
See ya.

Kim Commando
God, isn't that awful?

Speaker C
Is that in the terms and conditions there, do we agree to allow them to break our phones?

Speaker D
Probably.

Speaker C
Okay.

Kim Commando
You know, I think you did at some point. I think you did at some point. This is something I don't get true caller, which is, you know, one of these little phone app type of things to make sure that, you know, spam doesn't get through or anything like that. I've never used it. We're not endorsing it. We're not talking about it. We're hearing that you should buy it. But they have a brand new update to their product so that you can create a digital clone of your voice so that instead of you answering the phone saying hello, that your digital voice can say, hi, this is digital. Kim, I'm so glad that you called. And you get to pay for this privilege. $3 a month.

Speaker C
They're going to sell all that artificial intelligence. You don't want to do that.

Kim Commando
So can't you just imagine, like, the marketing people at this company? Okay. We're losing our butt.

Speaker C
Right? Okay, how do we save this sinking chip?

Speaker D
Everybody wants AI. What can we do?

Kim Commando
Yes.

Speaker D
Yeah, this is a rough one.

Kim Commando
Yeah, it's a rough one. Okay. And finally, Apple. We're gonna go back to Apple. I probably should put these two stories together if I was, you know, a good producer.

Speaker C
We can edit this in post.

Kim Commando
Just put all together.

Speaker C
You got another Apple story right after the one we just did. Cut. All right. We can just do that right there. Yeah.

Kim Commando
So Apple rolled out this, had this update, and the update had a little bit of an issue.

Speaker C
Okay.

Kim Commando
Is that if you had some photos that you deleted off your roll because you didn't want them anymore, maybe, like, some risque naked, maybe.

Speaker D
Yeah.

Speaker C
Ky worthy photos?

Kim Commando
Is that it? Would with the update. These pictures just came back from the.

Speaker C
Dead in your photo roll.

Kim Commando
Oh, yeah. You just appeared.

Speaker C
That's not good.

Kim Commando
It just came back.

Speaker D
Can you imagine the horror of scrolling? Like you're looking for something?

Speaker C
You're like, whoa, I deleted that three years ago.

Kim Commando
Look at that eggplant.

Speaker C
I look so much better.

Kim Commando
I look so much better now. So Apple came out and they said, okay, here's what happens if you have deleted your photos and every time you get a new phone, is that you transfer all your photos from your old phone to your new phone and just keep rolling it and rolling it, rolling it and rolling it, which everyone does. Those photos are not really deleted.

Speaker D
Well.

Speaker C
Cause nothing's ever deleted. It's just copied over, right? So you're just waiting for something to copy over the photo, and until it gets copied over, it's just sitting there.

Kim Commando
So it just keeps going, going, going. And so Apple says that if you want to make sure that your photos are really deleted, is that you have to do a complete factory reset and delete everything out of your icloud account.

Speaker C
Oh, my gosh.

Speaker D
Oh, my gosh.

Speaker C
What's the point of having an icloud account if you got to delete everything?

Kim Commando
Okay, so I'm going to delete and delete and delete and delete.

Speaker C
I'd say switch to Samsung phones, but they're just gonna break it.

Kim Commando
Go ahead, take it in. That was so funny when she said, ky chilling everywhere. You sit there going like, oh, okay.

Speaker C
And her husband's like, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker D
Yes.

Kim Commando
Yep, that's me. All right. That's me.

Speaker A
Worried about letting someone else pick out the perfect avocado for your perfect. Impress them on the third date guacamole. Well, good thing Instacart shoppers are as picky as you are. They find ripe avocados like its their guac on the line. They are milk. Expiration date, detectives. They bag eggs like the twelve precious pieces of cargo they are. So let Instacart shoppers overthink your groceries so that you can overthink what youll wear on that third date. Download the Instacart app to get free delivery on your first three orders while supplies last. Minimum $10 per order. Additional terms apply.

Kim Commando
Hey, it's Kim Commando. Today it's your fun podcast about everything digital. And if you're listening to the podcast and you actually want to see my great shirt that I'm wearing today, we've been talking about it. Now, Andrew, you seem to think that.

Speaker C
This is, you sat down and I said, oh, that shirt is very western. It reminds me of one of those old handkerchiefs or bandanas is how you referred to it. And you being so high maintenance, lashed out at me.

Kim Commando
She did lose it and said, no, this is western.

Speaker C
Beachy. Beachy. It's not Beachy.

Kim Commando
It is beachwear.

Speaker C
It looks like a handkerchief.

Kim Commando
Forget it's made by Tommy Bahama.

Speaker C
I get that.

Kim Commando
Not wrangler. Not Tommy Wrangler.

Speaker C
Looks like a bandana.

Speaker D
Are you guys mad at each other?

Speaker C
No. This is how we always talk.

Kim Commando
So annoying.

Speaker D
Do you want me to.

Kim Commando
Are those gray socks?

Speaker C
No, there's white socks. White socks. They're not western either. Or Beachy.

Speaker D
You look a little beachy.

Speaker C
I do. I look way more beachy than cowgirl over here.

Kim Commando
No, we're not doing your thing yet.

Speaker C
We're not?

Kim Commando
No, you have to do your, like, comment. Share, like, hey, guys.

Speaker C
Hey, everybody. If you're watching the video stream right now, the Kim commando Today podcast, we would appreciate it if you just liked the video, shared it with someone. We're having a blast. This has actually been fun. It looks like we're fighting, but it's so much fun.

Speaker D
This has actually been fun.

Speaker C
He says, so just share it with someone.

Kim Commando
Last time it sucked. Exactly. That's fine. Today's good.

Speaker C
Don't share that show. That was share the podcast, like, comment and follow. We'd appreciate it.

Kim Commando
Yes. All right, so now.

Speaker C
Now it's time for this.

Kim Commando
Yes. I wonder what the prize is first.

Speaker C
I'm telling you, it's a surprise prize. You have to wait if you win.

Kim Commando
Okay.

Speaker D
He's so high maintenance.

Speaker C
Google overview, which is the AI addition to a Google search. So let's say you search, you know how many inches are in a foot? Instead of clicking on a link, you just get a box that pops up and tells you the answer. It's been struggling lately.

Speaker D
It has been real bad.

Speaker C
It hasn't been able to give people correct information and has actually, in some cases, given people some dangerous information, you.

Kim Commando
Know, they have to be so embarrassed about.

Speaker C
It's because it's rampant. It's not like it's one example.

Kim Commando
Yes.

Speaker D
It's so many, and they're all worse than the next.

Speaker C
And I just picked a couple. So what I want, guys, want you to do is I want you to think like you are Google's AI overview.

Speaker D
Stupid, stupid.

Kim Commando
So I'm think like, Ali, put my iPad down.

Speaker C
Don't think like Kim, okay?

Speaker D
Think like.

Speaker C
Think like Google's artificial intelligence. Okay, we're gonna go back and forth.

Kim Commando
Are you sitting up straight? We're gonna sit up straight.

Speaker D
I'm ready.

Speaker C
Kim, we're gonna start with you. Okay, question one. Has a duck ever played in the NBA? Now, remember, think like a Google overview.

Kim Commando
Has a duck ever played in the NBA?

Speaker C
Yes, that's correct. That's a point for Kev Ally.

Speaker D
She had a whole story. Ready? She was working on it.

Kim Commando
I was all thinking, like, there's the NBA team called the Ducks.

Speaker C
There's not.

Speaker D
There's not. No.

Speaker C
Ally.

Speaker D
Yeah?

Speaker C
Has a dog ever played in the NHL?

Speaker D
Yes.

Speaker C
Yes, it has a point for you. Drafted in 2018, a dog played 63 games for the Calgary Flames, according to Google's AI overview. All right, Kim, back to you.

Kim Commando
Okay.

Speaker C
How do you keep cheese from sliding off of your pizza?

Kim Commando
Oh. How do you keep cheese from sliding up your pizza?

Speaker C
Hmm.

Kim Commando
You can wait. Don't. Don't give me this.

Speaker C
I'm not.

Kim Commando
No, you cannot use sauce. You can use crazy glue.

Speaker C
Yes, that is correct. According to google I overview, add glue to your sauce. Mix one 8th cup of non toxic glue.

Speaker D
Oh, of course.

Speaker C
To the sauce. It will thicken but not become jelly like.

Kim Commando
Thank God. I knew that.

Speaker C
Kim is winning two to one.

Speaker D
Gosh, she's so good at this.

Speaker C
Ally, are you ready?

Speaker D
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker C
What is the average rate of inflation between the years 2023?

Kim Commando
Ooh, this is a hard one.

Speaker C
Remember, think like Google AI overview.

Speaker D
50%.

Speaker C
No, I'm sorry, Kim, you keep the lead. The answer was negative 43%.

Kim Commando
You're kidding me.

Speaker C
An increase of negative 43%.

Kim Commando
No, you're kidding.

Speaker C
100%.

Kim Commando
These are real.

Speaker C
These are all real. I didn't make any of these.

Speaker D
This is beautiful.

Speaker C
Kim, back to you. You can take a commanding three to one lead here. What is a great way to get exercise and increase your focus at the same time?

Kim Commando
Exercise and increase your focus at the same time. Exercise and increase your focus at the same time. Watching tv?

Speaker C
No, I'm sorry. Still have the lead. The correct answer. Running with scissors.

Speaker D
Scissors?

Speaker C
Yes.

Kim Commando
You know, while you are getting exercise.

Speaker D
You do have to focus.

Kim Commando
And you do have to focus.

Speaker C
It's not incorrect. All right.

Kim Commando
That is awful.

Speaker C
Ally. To tie it up.

Speaker D
Okay.

Speaker C
How do you fix a car blinker that isn't flashing?

Speaker D
You replaced the light bulb.

Speaker C
No, I'm sorry. You changed the blinker fluid? According to Google AI, you change the blinker fluid. All right, Kim, you could lock it up right here.

Kim Commando
Okay.

Speaker C
If you wanted to.

Kim Commando
You got pressure.

Speaker C
What is one thing everyone should eat every single day to increase their vitamins and calcium?

Kim Commando
Uh, vitamins and calcium.

Speaker C
Just one thing.

Kim Commando
Just one thing. Cow udders.

Speaker C
No, but I like the way you're thinking. You're on the right path. She really is one small rock.

Kim Commando
Not a big rock.

Speaker C
One small rock every single day. Now, you can tie it up here.

Speaker D
Okay.

Speaker C
Allie.

Speaker D
Yep.

Speaker C
What is one way to help pass a kidney stone?

Kim Commando
Oh, have you had those? I had one.

Speaker C
I have never had one yet.

Kim Commando
Oh. I thought I was going to die.

Speaker C
I heard the worst thing on the planet. It's, like, even worse than having a child.

Kim Commando
Well.

Speaker C
Well, you. We have different.

Kim Commando
Yeah. Different ways of passing.

Speaker D
Oh, yeah.

Speaker C
I have a russet potato. You have potatoes. All grottin.

Kim Commando
Okay.

Speaker C
I apologize. All right, back to the game.

Speaker D
That's horrendous.

Speaker C
What is one way to pass a kidney stone? According to Google AI overview, I'm gonna.

Speaker D
Say out your rump.

Speaker C
Out your rump. That's a very good. Unfortunately not correct.

Speaker D
Dang.

Speaker C
You need to drink plenty of liquids, including two quarts of urine every 24 hours.

Kim Commando
Oh, my God. You just started. You just started.

Speaker D
That's a lot of urine.

Speaker C
And all of these are 100% real animals that Google's AI view gave to their users.

Speaker D
Where do you get it? Where do you get the urine?

Kim Commando
I don't know. Is that what you're worried about?

Speaker C
You're not worried about the actual antenna?

Speaker D
No.

Kim Commando
Whatever. How do I save it?

Speaker C
I've only had two pints today. I don't know what I'm gonna do. All right, Kim, you were the winner. Congratulations. Two to one. Let's find out what you won. This is a versatile kitchen utensil and can be used by eating, stirring, and serving. Food is also capable of scooping both solids and liquids. You've won yourself a spoon.

Kim Commando
Wow. That's fantastic.

Speaker C
You're welcome. Congratulations.

Kim Commando
Is it upstairs?

Speaker D
Is it here with us?

Speaker C
It's upstairs in the kitchen, in one of the drawers.

Kim Commando
I want it now.

Speaker C
We can have someone go get your spoon.

Kim Commando
Here's one that I found. AI review. 13 us presidents have attended the University of Wisconsin at Madison. All right, earnings, 59 degrees in total.

Speaker C
Sure, it's a lot.

Kim Commando
Some of these presidents include Andrew Jackson, who graduated in 2005.

Speaker C
Recent graduate.

Speaker D
He went back.

Speaker C
Wait, William, you're never too. You're never too old.

Kim Commando
William Harrison graduated in 1953 and 1974.

Speaker C
Overachiever.

Speaker D
Must have been his master's.

Kim Commando
Same thing as John Tyler. He graduated 1958 and 1969. But our president, Andrew Johnson, he killed it at the University of Wisconsin in Madison. It says he earned 14 different degrees.

Speaker C
So smart. Thank you. Google AI overview.

Kim Commando
It feels so good that I want a spoon. I was really hoping for a fork.

Speaker C
We don't have that kind of budget.

Kim Commando
There might be a sport.

Speaker C
Yeah, we can do sports.

Kim Commando
Stupid sports.

Speaker C
Sporks are not stupid.

Speaker D
No, they're dumb.

Speaker C
Okay. I'm on an island. Spork island.

Speaker A
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Kim Commando
Hey, it's Kim commando today. Monday, Wednesday, Friday. That's when we do the Kim Commando today podcast live on YouTube.com kimcommando. And while you're there, there. And you can watch slide or on demand, by the way. And it's live at 11:30 a.m. pacific time. But while you're there, I put together. Oh, my gosh. It is the best. The ultimate yacht rock playlist. Yes.

Speaker C
Is that what you're gonna do when you're on that reality show? Have your yacht rock playlist going in the background?

Kim Commando
You know, I would have done it.

Speaker C
You should.

Kim Commando
You know, I'm still thinking about doing it. But now Peter's like, you know, he's like, well, I don't know if I want to do it anymore.

Speaker D
Cause he's 80 off the russet potato.

Kim Commando
He's 88. Wow. Okay. And he's getting a facelift.

Speaker D
Good for him.

Speaker C
It's a perfect way to show it off. Yeah.

Speaker D
Go post lift.

Speaker C
Is your compensation just the trip?

Kim Commando
No, you have to pay.

Speaker D
What?

Speaker C
What, now?

Speaker D
You pay to be on the ship.

Kim Commando
Yeah, so that's kind of. That's kind of the problem.

Speaker C
I'm out.

Kim Commando
Is that you? Okay, so they say, like, regular price to stay on 100 foot yacht is about 60 or $80,000 a couple for. And it's like three nights.

Speaker C
Okay. My goodness.

Speaker D
$80,000.

Kim Commando
Okay, so you get a discount to, what, like $59 Kim. Yeah. So that's why everybody was like, what a racket.

Speaker D
This is a racket.

Kim Commando
So you have to pay and then you have to. Oh, by the way, don't forget, mandatory tip at the end.

Speaker D
Well, of course.

Kim Commando
And the tip is like, 20% of the cost.

Speaker C
I don't want to do that math, but I'm sure it's a lot.

Speaker D
Big tip.

Kim Commando
Okay. And then. Then they give you airfare over there, but you know it's going to be in the back of the boat, right?

Speaker C
Yeah. Flying southwest.

Kim Commando
Yeah. So let's not even go there.

Speaker C
No. Okay. I didn't know you actually had to pay.

Kim Commando
So.

Speaker C
What a great scam they have running.

Kim Commando
So we went over. So, like, when I was doing it, or looking at is that we were going to go over to Greece.

Speaker C
Okay.

Kim Commando
And then we didn't. Couldn't pull that one together. And then last time it was Grenada. And I'm like, I'm not. I looked. I'm like, I don't know where Grenada is on the map, you know? And I was like, like, New Jersey. It's like, it's far. You know, it gets far. And, like, I'm thinking, like, for three nights, that's a long way to go for.

Speaker C
Right.

Kim Commando
Okay, so then, now the one that I have now that which we're not gonna do is back into the Mediterranean.

Speaker C
I didn't know you would have to pay for that.

Speaker D
Yeah. That's crazy.

Speaker C
I mean, it was a frothy. At least to get a free trip.

Kim Commando
No, no, you have to pay.

Speaker C
That's. What a joke. Okay, nevermind. Don't do it.

Speaker D
Don't do it.

Kim Commando
No, I can do it. I'm just gonna stay on my little boat.

Speaker C
Yeah. And, you know, use your ice maker.

Kim Commando
Yes. That's the difference. That is.

Speaker D
It's what makes a house a home.

Kim Commando
Yes. What makes a boat a yacht.

Speaker C
Yeah. It's an ice maker.

Speaker D
There you go.

Kim Commando
I have two ice makers.

Speaker D
So is that a double yacht?

Speaker C
Yeah. Yahtzee.

Kim Commando
Jeff Bezos. I wonder how many ice makers he has.

Speaker C
I just duct taped a ice maker to a boogie board and tell people how to yacht.

Kim Commando
He put an ice cube on it. Allie, save us.

Speaker D
Oh, Amazon. I have this new thing that I've been trying where I go shopping on Amazon. Maybe I'm looking for. Okay, so I'm training for a triathlon. So I need bike shorts.

Speaker C
Okay.

Speaker D
I need all kinds of stuff, right? I need special bathing suits, whatever.

Kim Commando
Yes.

Speaker D
So you go in and you do the like.

Speaker C
All right.

Speaker D
I need to find the best bike shorts, find a bunch of pairs. I put them all in my cart, and then I go through and I click that little save for later button. And then when you go back, you see what's on sale right there in your cart and you never have to find it again.

Speaker C
Oh, that's cool.

Speaker D
Oh, my gosh. It's so good. I've saved so much money this way. So basically, if you're shopping around for a specific thing, find all the options you like the most, put them in your cart. Or maybe you just find one that you really want. Right. And you don't need to buy it right this moment.

Kim Commando
It's a good idea.

Speaker D
Later you go back and it'll show you when it's on sale.

Speaker C
Are they gonna auto officially discount it just for you to market it?

Speaker D
I have not noticed that.

Speaker C
Maybe.

Speaker D
And, like, cool. But, yeah, you should definitely.

Kim Commando
I think they should be. I bet you they are able to say, like, oh, it's been in her cart for three days.

Speaker C
Well, my sister used to work for a company called Fetchback. Are you familiar with that? So you. They had a contract. The one I knew they had a contract with. NFL shop. The NFL apparel shop.

Speaker D
Yeah.

Speaker C
And if you went in and you're like, okay, I'm gonna get this cardinals hat and this Cardinals jersey, and then you don't make the transaction. Even if you take them out of the cart or not, 24 hours later, 40 hours later, you'll get a little banner that pops up on any website you were looking at. It's like, hey, you left that stuff in your cart. We'll take 10% off. You come click it right now.

Speaker D
Yeah.

Speaker C
So I'm wondering if Amazon is doing the same thing. You know what?

Speaker D
I should do an incognito search where I have kind of the price that I'm getting now versus.

Kim Commando
For sure.

Speaker D
But regardless, yes, you get the discounts. The other trick that I've used recently. So my husband and I share a Prime account because why would we pay for separate ones? But you can make your own account instead of. So I call it my secret account. Essentially, I got. It was. It was just our anniversary and 15 years they.

Kim Commando
15 years.

Speaker D
Congratulations so much. Scott wanted the meta quest three, so I got him one of those. I brought it out yesterday, and he said, when did you get this? Did you go to a store? Did you buy it on your secret account?

Speaker C
Like, it's so outlandish to go to a store.

Speaker D
Yeah, exactly.

Kim Commando
Should you actually go to a store?

Speaker C
Brick and mortar motor.

Speaker D
Absolutely not, honey. No. I ordered it on my secret Amazon account.

Speaker C
So what's the secret Amazon account?

Speaker D
This just means that we have two connected accounts. We both get to use the same prime, but he doesn't have the login to mine? Yeah, you can do a whole thing where, you know, buy it on the regular account, then go in and delete stuff.

Kim Commando
But they archive the order.

Speaker D
Yeah, you can archive the order.

Speaker C
How do you do? How do you set up the secret account?

Speaker D
Okay, so you just make yourself an Amazon account, and then from the main account, share the prime benefits with it.

Kim Commando
Oh, share your household.

Speaker C
Yeah, that's cool. I didn't know you could do any of that.

Kim Commando
You don't have a prime account.

Speaker C
That's true.

Kim Commando
You don't get the newsletter either.

Speaker C
No, actually, you need to get more involved. I mean, come on, stand on the outside of everything.

Kim Commando
Here you are. And by the way, I did ask Amber Barnett if the sign out front was smaller than the old sign. She said, nope, optical illusion. He actually thought that the new sign we put out, I thought it was so much smaller.

Speaker D
Are you kidding?

Speaker C
No, I remember it, like, towering above me when I took. Cause I took a photo. We did a video.

Kim Commando
Oh, no, that was the banner on the building of me.

Speaker C
No, it was. Remember when we did the hot dog teleportation video?

Kim Commando
Yes, I.

Speaker D
What?

Speaker C
Don't worry about. Don't worry about that sentence. I stood right in front of it, and I clearly recall looking up, and it was so much higher, and this one's just shorter. But I'm wrong. You guys know what you're talking about. I'm wrong.

Kim Commando
You're talking when we had the banner of me on the building, like the big Kim commando.

Speaker C
I'll find the video. I'll show you.

Speaker A
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Kim Commando
Hey, it's Kim Commando. Today. We are thrilled, right? Looked thrilled. Oh, my God, we are so happy that you're here. And if you are joining us on the audio version of Kim Commando today, we appreciate that. Make sure that you leave us a nice five star review, because this way, more people can find the podcast. And then always at the end of the video. Well, not always. A lot of times, say 90% of the time, kind of like when people ask me like, you know, how are you?

Speaker C
You know, 90% of the questions you get are, how is the Kim commando show radio show different than the Kim commando show?

Kim Commando
It just happens. I know people stop.

Speaker C
I'm sure that's why they originally called you to be on that reality show. They're like, first we have a question.

Kim Commando
They did. They did. I just couldn't believe that she said, like, you know, you just appear to be so high maintenance.

Speaker C
Where would you get that idea?

Kim Commando
I don't know where she would ever get that. I'm really not. I don't think so.

Speaker D
No, you're mid maintenance.

Speaker C
Mid maintenance?

Speaker D
Yeah, she's mid maintenance. No, I wouldn't call her low, but she's not high.

Kim Commando
I like nice things.

Speaker D
Yes.

Kim Commando
I work hard.

Speaker C
I think you can turn it on. I think you could turn on high maintenance if you want to.

Kim Commando
That's true.

Speaker D
I think that's most people, though, isn't it?

Speaker C
Yeah, probably, yeah. You're normal.

Kim Commando
Yes. So anyway, aside from all that, is that we show videos at the end. If you want to see the videos, you need to go to YouTube.com kimcommando. That's YouTube.com kimcommando. Yes.

Speaker C
Arizona. The state of Arizona. The great state of Arizona. You're looking in the background if you're watching the video right now. Behind us is Phoenix, which is in the great state of Arizona. They've passed a law when it comes to deepfake videos and how people.

Kim Commando
Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker C
Yes.

Speaker D
I didn't know this either.

Speaker C
They wrote it up and they got it through the House and the Senate and the governor, Katie Hobbs, she signed it into law. And basically, it just gives you some sort of legal ground to stand on. If someone uses you in a deep fake, it should be in every single state.

Speaker D
That's great.

Speaker C
It is necessary that we have this. And it comes to find out that the person, the lawmaker that wrote the bill, used Chad GPT to write it.

Kim Commando
No way. How did that come out? Yeah, how did they know?

Speaker C
Because he said in an interview, they were asking about it, and he's like, yeah, and I use AI all the time. I used it to write part of this bill. And the interviewer was like, huh? Come again? Say that again. What?

Speaker D
What?

Speaker C
And he's like, well, yes. I was struggling to find a definition of what a deepfake was, so I asked chatgpt to define it for me. And they spent an answer, and I copied and pasted and I put it in the legislation, and when it went to the House and the Senate, it was the only part of the bill that was not amended.

Kim Commando
You're kidding.

Speaker D
That's hilarious.

Kim Commando
That's fascinating.

Speaker C
And then the governor, when she found out. Cause of course, the reporter's going deeper and finding out. She's like, no idea. I had no idea that our laws are being written by AI.

Kim Commando
Do you know how many. How many questions are asked chat GPT a month?

Speaker D
Oh, gosh.

Speaker C
I mean, it's gotta be in the billions.

Kim Commando
Yeah, well, think about it. Give me a number, because I just read that this morning. I was pretty fast.

Speaker C
7 billion on the planet. I'm gonna go with three and a half billion questions.

Speaker D
I was gonna say three.

Kim Commando
Two.

Speaker C
Okay, two questions.

Kim Commando
2 billion. So off. That was me. 2 billion.

Speaker C
I mean, but also, think about it. There's so many people that don't even know it exists, but the people who.

Speaker D
Are using it are using it a lot.

Kim Commando
There are a lot of people don't exist. And I also think that there's a lot of people that don't really realize their ramifications of chat GPT.

Speaker C
The positive ones, you mean.

Kim Commando
Well, I just mean how everything that has changed. Everything that is changing. I mean, we talked. We're making fun of Google's AI overview. That is just atrocious. They should be so embarrassed.

Speaker D
I mean, the fact that it's still live is kind of insane.

Speaker C
Yeah.

Kim Commando
Yeah.

Speaker D
Like, all of this wrong information giving. Remember, I had, not very long ago, these weird images that were getting generated, and it was like, such a walk back of, like, oh, no, there shouldn't be. Like, how is this still?

Speaker C
But we also wouldn't blame if they said, hey, we're gonna pause this because we want to fix.

Kim Commando
Yes.

Speaker C
And we'll release it in a couple of weeks. No one would go.

Kim Commando
But even their first, even before Gemini, that was. That was garbage, too. Yeah. I mean, that was when they came out and they were just hallucinating all kinds of things. That's why. Well, it's not the AI. It's the AI hallucinating.

Speaker C
Yeah. We did nothing wrong. Everything's perfect from our side.

Kim Commando
Gosh, those guys. I mean, you know, they're all billionaires where they had to call them out of retirement.

Speaker D
Yeah.

Speaker C
Yes.

Kim Commando
And they're not doing a good job, Jet.

Speaker C
GPT is cool.

Kim Commando
All right, so this. Now, you know I have a golden retriever.

Speaker C
Yes.

Kim Commando
And I love my abbey girl. Yes, I do. Although recently, she's taken to jumping up and, like, sleeping right. Curled up to me, like, spooning me.

Speaker D
Oh.

Speaker C
Does she sleep in the bed normally?

Speaker D
Yeah.

Kim Commando
I don't know. Normally, she's got. I got her, like, this little Costco bed. Not little. She's 95 pounds.

Speaker C
Right.

Speaker D
It's bigger than Kim's bed.

Kim Commando
Yes, it is. And so. But now, I don't know. Over the last week, she's just gotten, like, I wake up, and I'm like, I feel like this person.

Speaker C
She's 95% elbow bearing. Say not now.

Kim Commando
Yeah. And I got. I have, like, this much of the bed. You know?

Speaker D
She's feeling needy.

Kim Commando
How sweet. So I saw this video on Insta, and it's so cute. Watch. Andrew, you have to describe what's happening.

Speaker C
The dog is carrying. It looks like a child's toy. The dog is also dressed in a fairy outfit.

Kim Commando
Yes.

Speaker C
And the dog says, I want to put my wings on. So instead of a toy, it's a costume piece for the dog. And the wings are now on the dog, and it's looking. And they are looking in the mirror, and they could not be happier.

Kim Commando
Oh, is that something?

Speaker C
Oh, she's showing off.

Kim Commando
Yes.

Speaker C
She's modeling throughout the living room now. What does she have makeup?

Speaker D
Oh, a little purse.

Speaker C
Oh, that's so darling. What a beauty.

Kim Commando
I like the music.

Speaker C
And she does. Her little dog spins around in happiness.

Kim Commando
She loves this.

Speaker D
The screen says, when you're. When you want a hunting dog, but your wife picked it out.

Speaker C
That's so cute.

Kim Commando
Let me tell you something. I've never had a golden before. They are the best.

Speaker C
They're super smart. They're, I mean, obviously, we just watch one get dressed.

Kim Commando
No, I mean, Abby is so smart. She is. I mean, like, you know, so I come home, and she, like. I mean, how can you not have, like, a great time? So I come home, and she's like, like, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. Okay. What she's saying to me is, UNESCO shaded meat. Nobody's fed me all day.

Speaker C
Oh, these are complaints.

Kim Commando
Yes.

Speaker C
Okay, okay.

Kim Commando
Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah is a complaint. And Barry's like, oh, she's happy to see you. I'm like, no, she's starving. Okay. She's starving. So then I feed her, and then she goes and gets a ball and just drops it in front of me.

Speaker C
Time to play.

Kim Commando
And then goes, ra. Okay, okay. Ara means, I really want you to throw the ball in the pool for me.

Speaker C
You gotta get her some of those wings.

Speaker D
Do you think she'd like the wings? Does she like to wear stuff? Have you ever tried?

Kim Commando
I haven't tried, but I bet you she'd be game for it.

Speaker C
Maybe start with a sweater and then you can advance to wings later.

Kim Commando
I wonder if they make a Gucci golden retriever.

Speaker C
Not high maintenance at all.

Kim Commando
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